We have decided to change the route
The bus will now take a left
and into the centre this way
They'll be over a million fans on the streets
Hopefully the players will still be in good spirits
So when is the promotion parade?
We lost 4-3 in the playoffs to Derby
We marched off together
Everyone out. Coaches, assistants, captains, you stay
What do you mean we lost?!
We were promoted at Christmas
We've sold our season tickets promising we'll be in the Premiership
We've wasted another year
Fallen apart again
Leeds have fallen apart again
They'll be singing it all next season as well
We've done nothing for our long suffering fans
Bielsa, the scarves can wipe away the tears
Shove the scarves up your arse. How much were they?!
Bielsa, a fiver each
We could have spent that on another spy
More fucking spies
We beat them earlier in the season
We won 2-0 using the fucking spies
and now we've spent the money on scarves
We spent a load on that Bamford as well
Don't tell me he got booked for diving again the little ponce
I'm fucking done with him
Hernández, Alioski and Jansson they're the same
We'll be playing Luton next season
Our training ground capacity is bigger than their ground
We're too big for this league
We finished third
How is third not good enough to get us out of this league?
We've beaten Derby three times this year and that's not enough?
You, get onto the league in the morning
We want a fucking rematch against them
with all our players back from injury
Don't worry, no more scarves to knit
I'll be gone in the morning
We've got a team full of cunts
That klich, he's going
Roofe he's off, biggest cheater we've got
he punched one in against Forest
he'll be playing basketball.