| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have decided to change the route |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The bus will now take a left |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and into the centre this way |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They'll be over a million fans on the streets |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Hopefully the players will still be in good spirits |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good spirits? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So when is the promotion parade? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bielsa |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We lost 4-3 in the playoffs to Derby |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We marched off together |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out. Coaches, assistants, captains, you stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean we lost?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We were promoted at Christmas |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We've sold our season tickets promising we'll be in the Premiership |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We've wasted another year |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fallen apart again |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Leeds have fallen apart again |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They'll be singing it all next season as well |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We've done nothing for our long suffering fans |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bielsa, the scarves can wipe away the tears |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shove the scarves up your arse. How much were they?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Bielsa, a fiver each |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We could have spent that on another spy |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | More fucking spies |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We beat them earlier in the season |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We won 2-0 using the fucking spies |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and now we've spent the money on scarves |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We spent a load on that Bamford as well |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Don't tell me he got booked for diving again the little ponce |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm fucking done with him |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Hernández, Alioski and Jansson they're the same |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We'll be playing Luton next season |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Our training ground capacity is bigger than their ground |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We're too big for this league |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We finished third |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How is third not good enough to get us out of this league? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We've beaten Derby three times this year and that's not enough? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You, get onto the league in the morning |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We want a fucking rematch against them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | with all our players back from injury |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, no more scarves to knit |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll be gone in the morning |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We've got a team full of cunts |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The lot |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That klich, he's going |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Roofe he's off, biggest cheater we've got |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | he punched one in against Forest |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | he'll be playing basketball. |
