00:00 - 00:03We have our first English paper today from Edexcel
00:04 - 00:05It is worth a total of 80 marks
00:05 - 00:07and it's on An Inspector Calls and Macbeth
00:08 - 00:12Remember to revise every scene with Macbeth and Lady Macbeth in
00:12 - 00:15and go over all the Birlings in An Inspector Calls
00:17 - 00:19Yes I'll revise that
00:19 - 00:21The extract question will be on Macbeth's portrayal
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Edexcel
00:31 - 00:33Edexcel decided to make the extract question about the Porter
00:34 - 00:36and how he is presented
00:53 - 00:58If you remembered who the porter was, get out.
01:13 - 01:15That's made me so mad
01:15 - 01:17What in the name of Beezlebub was that!?
01:18 - 01:23I spent two years learning about Macbeth and his rise and fall for absolutely nothing!
01:25 - 01:28What goes through their heads?
01:29 - 01:31They had so many options to choose from
01:31 - 01:34but they go with the irrelevant drunken gatekeeper
01:34 - 01:37who is literally in one scene
01:37 - 01:40and only talks about being drunk!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer what about An Inspector Calls?
01:42 - 01:46It was hopeless! I had no idea what to write on that question either.
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, the Inspector is easy to write about
01:48 - 01:52I forgot about him because his last name isn't "Birling"
01:53 - 01:54but I answered the question!
01:56 - 01:57I wrote 377
01:57 - 02:00in a bold black marker pen
02:00 - 02:03all across the paper and the table.
02:04 - 02:08Then the pen exploded and the ink went right through my paper
02:08 - 02:13I can't tell you how much I want to go "knock knock" at Edexcel's gates
02:14 - 02:16they're the true representation of evil in Macbeth.
02:17 - 02:21They've made it so I've got no chance of getting better grades than Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29It's an utter disgrace
02:30 - 02:34those freaks have robbed me off straight 9s
02:34 - 02:36they deserve ink poisoning!
02:41 - 02:42I hate them
02:43 - 02:47who the bloody hell decided to choose these awful questions?
02:48 - 02:53I hope they have their insides burnt out and die in great agony
02:54 - 02:56just like Eva Smith!
02:56 - 02:59Those damn fries of treachery!
03:00 - 03:02They deserve to sleep no more!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, we can always go and work in Aldi.
03:14 - 03:16I feel like Eva Smith
03:19 - 03:23after Sheila got her fired from that shop.
03:25 - 03:26I'm doomed
03:31 - 03:33there's never any hope
03:40 - 03:46not when the paper is written by a farmyard animal.
03:46 - 03:49I hope Edexcel head office burns down
03:53 - 03:56that'd be nice.