| 00:00 - 00:05 | I first drafted Magic and Dominion for the "card value" meme. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You know, to pretend I was Rutibex. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But I didn't want to make it too obvious. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So I picked good games like 1889 and Terra Mystica. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And when they were thinking I was serious, I picked BSG. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Like who the fuck picks an FFG game? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | An FFG game! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And those idiots still thought I was drafting seriously! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Fantasy Fucking Flight Games! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And Tek called me on it and I was like "wow when did goons start hating BSG?" |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | After that, to cover my tracks, I picked Castles of Burgundy. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | You know, the most milquetoast pick I could find. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Then to really fuck with them... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Out came the High Frontier pick! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | But I wasn't done! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I then picked Games of Thrones! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Another fucking FFG! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Picking two FFG games in a single draft! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And they still didn't realise I was trolling the draft! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I was saying that it was best DOAM game out there! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And I was called out on it! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | But I pretended that it was fine with the expansions! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | At that point I thought people would catch on to my trolling |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | But no one but Tek was really commenting on my shitty picks. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So I decided to troll him instead. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | By talking about his questionable Zendo pick. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | And people bought it! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Here's me with two FFG picks! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | But people were concentrating on Tek instead! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | So no one noticed my FFG picks! |
| 02:10 - 02:13 | "Zendo was a bad pick" |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Like four shitty picks in a row! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And people still thought I was taking the draft seriously! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | People started agreeing with me as well! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Even if they liked Zendo! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Saying they would have picked it later! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Meanwhile I'm there... |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | ...with the card quantity picks. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | And three literally broken game. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And no one said anything? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well apart from Tekopo. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But people weren't listening to him anymore. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Because of the Zendo pick. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Like I literally ruined the draft. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | But people were concentrating on fucking Zendo instead! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Still can't believe they let me get away with it. |
