| 00:00 - 00:03 | James Rooker-Edwards has had yet another girl add him on facebook |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He now has female sex bankers across tamworth, from Dordon to Mile Oak |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The latest kinky bitch is posing with knives for her profile picture |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And it appears he will commence shogging activities with her this Friday |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I've seen her profile, there is no chance what so ever that a chick like her would want his penis instead of mine |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Errrmmm .... Fish .... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sorry but ..... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | She initiated the friend request online days ago and now.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She has already poked him on facebook in an attempt to flirt with him sir |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Everybody who thinks I am better looking than Rooker please leave the room now... the rest stay put |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | WHAT THE FUCK LADS !? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | HOW IS THAT LITTLE RAT BETTER THAN ME !? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He was knockin' around with Colesy and Woolman before I dragged his sorry ass out from the gutter! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He was a scrawny nobody! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now he's going around shogging like nobodies business ! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And im still a bloody virgin with a smeggy cock! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HE STILL TAKES TOPLESS PROFILE PICS FOR GOD SAKE ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But Tom his record speak for itself ... 40 and counting! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I DONT GIVE A FUCK JT YOU STUPID BASTARD |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He has been working out for some time now and has an enviable golden tan |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | FUCK OFF JT YOU JEW ! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You should be in the chambers anyway you lanky streak of piss! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I bet ricky rookers got a tiny knob as well ! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why does Debbie insist on feeding me so much bacon!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I will be watching my premium brazzers account forever! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All this wanking is driving me insane! £24.99 a month! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's so fucking expensive!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I wish Rooker would just teach me how to poke on facebook!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How to take a profile picture with downlight |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Somebody said he looked like Channing Tatum |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | His photo filters are a joke |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All he does is eat KFC |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why is he not fat! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It must be the myprotein shakes he is taking |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 3 shakes a day! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't even have one a day! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They give me the shits!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's ok, he doesn't smell like Danny Mac, we're safe! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All is not lost |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least my younger brother hasn't shagged yet! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Phone Rob now |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Debbie tells me Rob still hasn't got laid at uni |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will be forever ugly, just like ugly ceej |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Prostitute it is then |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | J.T ask Siri |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I need to get laid |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will need the best hooker in Tamworth |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tonight is the night |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
