00:00 - 00:03Sir, Motel 6 on 17th Street is sold out
00:04 - 00:05Lucky Lady on 3rd Ave. is booked.
00:05 - 00:07The Royal Manor burned down two weeks ago
00:08 - 00:12And the Roman Inn on 5th St.
00:12 - 00:15Will not take you again after what happened last time.
00:17 - 00:19Call that hotel on Euclid Ave.
00:19 - 00:21The one with the hot tub
00:24 - 00:26Sir,
00:27 - 00:28There's a problem
00:31 - 00:33Nero's Palace won't take you either.
00:34 - 00:36After the other guests complained last time
00:53 - 00:58Those responsible for finding me a room need to stay
01:13 - 01:15This is not acceptable
01:15 - 01:17I've already made plans with 3 different men
01:18 - 01:23Max -- a hunky bodybuilder from Russia
01:25 - 01:28Xander -- a black stud from Detroit.
01:29 - 01:31And fem Carlos from Mexico.
01:31 - 01:34Now I have to tell them I can't make it.
01:34 - 01:37I just bought a new leather outfit with chaps
01:37 - 01:40Plus a ball gag and whips
01:40 - 01:42Sir, the Fireside Inn has rooms
01:42 - 01:46There's no hot tub there, plus the beds are all doubles
01:46 - 01:48Sir, there's a 3 hour place off of Jones
01:48 - 01:52A three hour hotel? Hell no!
01:53 - 01:54Max and I require at least 6 hours
01:56 - 01:57And Xander won't meet me at a dump
01:57 - 02:00Fem Carlos must have a hot tub and a mini bar
02:08 - 02:13These men are high maintenance, they expect a lot from Adolf
02:14 - 02:16They expect a decent room
02:17 - 02:21And a queen or king bed for us
02:27 - 02:29Stalin gets the hottest guys on Grindr
02:30 - 02:34Because his people get him decent hotel rooms
02:34 - 02:36Not these shit places you get.