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Hitler Finds Out His Part in "WAYFARING" Was Cut
It is worse than we thought... Not a single image of you in the film. Despite your popping up like a gopher all throughout Spain and France not one frame of you appears in "WAYFARING" Herriott omitted you here and here as well, Mein Fuhrer... He cannot get away with this...

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00:00 - 00:03It is worse than we thought...
00:04 - 00:05Not a single image of you in the film.
00:05 - 00:07Despite your popping up like a gopher all throughout Spain and France
00:08 - 00:12not one frame of you appears in "WAYFARING"
00:12 - 00:15Herriott omitted you here and here as well, Mein Fuhrer...
00:17 - 00:19He cannot get away with this...
00:19 - 00:21we will track him down...
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28He...
00:31 - 00:33He has said horrible things...
00:34 - 00:37He said you look bad in shorts, and that... you are not funny.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who likes Squatch more than me can get out now.
01:13 - 01:15He is not funnier than me! He is not!
01:15 - 01:17I made jokes and documentaries before he was even born!
01:18 - 01:23I inVENTED hiking!
01:25 - 01:28I invented hiking and jokes and documentaries!
01:29 - 01:31Chicks dig ME more and I am taller than him!
01:31 - 01:34I will hunt down every Kickstarter contributor of his
01:34 - 01:37and personally kick their asses!
01:37 - 01:40This will not stand!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, he has other films that illustrate his talents, it's too late, his brilliance is already out there...
01:42 - 01:46My reputation and my height is ruined!
01:46 - 01:48But sir, you have to let this one go, it's out of your hands.
01:48 - 01:52Out of my hands!? Your ass is mine!! His ass is mine! All your asses are mine!
01:53 - 01:54It's all over.
01:56 - 01:57It's just like the Flip Flop Flippin scandal all over again.
01:57 - 02:00He left me behind like a bad stink
02:00 - 02:03and charmed his way across Europe with his tallness and his funniness
02:04 - 02:08Am I invisible over here?
02:08 - 02:13I drycleaned my lederhosen for this?
02:14 - 02:16He promised me a cameo on the Camino!
02:17 - 02:21This will not stand! I did not clean my lederhosen for this!
02:27 - 02:29Someone explain why the world hates me
02:30 - 02:34Just once I want to be admired like Squatch and make a film girls will like.
02:34 - 02:36A masterpiece that people will remember
02:41 - 02:42He will pay.
02:43 - 02:47What's left now? Wait for the next film he can leave me out of?
02:48 - 02:53If only Goebbels had shot it in HD the way I instructed him to.
02:54 - 02:56They would have seen how good my ass looks in shorts.
02:56 - 02:59The likes of Herriott would rue the day my ass appeared in shorts.
03:00 - 03:02I have more talent in my left ass cheek than any hiking comedian and all the girls know it!
03:04 - 03:07Shhh, don't worry, he has no idea of your devotion to Squatch.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe he will give me another chance....
03:19 - 03:23How can I ask him...
03:25 - 03:26I have to try...
03:31 - 03:33It can't go any worse.
03:40 - 03:46Sorry for screaming, Ernst. I just wanted to show the world my virility in shorts and my hiking humor so badly.
03:46 - 03:49..too much to ask for i guess. Squatch wins.
03:53 - 03:56God help us all.