| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we decided to implement some riddles for The Division 2. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The gamers are going to love this! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Waste their time searching, like dogs for food |
| 00:11 - 00:17 | So we came up with eight riddles in total for the game. |
| 00:18 - 00:22 | But one of them can't be solved, *laughing* |
| 00:22 - 00:25 | Release another |
| 00:26 - 00:30 | hahahahaha |
| 00:30 - 00:31 | Release another |
| 00:31 - 00:32 | They will never solve this one |
| 00:33 - 00:35 | hahahahaha |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Release another |
| 00:44 - 00:48 | It's so simple, all you have to do is UNITE |
| 00:48 - 00:50 | It's even written on the monument |
| 00:50 - 00:53 | but they just ignore it all |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | hahahahaha |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | In the biggest letters possible |
| 01:01 - 01:03 | hahahahaha |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | and now they UNITE on discord |
| 01:06 - 01:09 | but still they can't solve the riddle |
| 01:10 - 01:13 | hahahahaha |
| 01:14 - 01:14 | Release another |
| 01:15 - 01:19 | they even ask us at ubisoft to give them a solution or a clue |
| 01:19 - 01:22 | hahahahaha |
| 01:22 - 01:24 | listen, listen |
| 01:24 - 01:33 | hahahahaha |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | SCAN THREE LOST SOULS FIND THE TIME TO PAY RESPECTS SOULS HONORED AFTER DARK RETURN TO FIRST MONUMENT AND RELEASE ANOTHER |
| 01:41 - 01:42 | No, but seriously |
| 01:43 - 01:47 | those riddles give masks and keys and stuff, cosmetics you know. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | That you can equip and use. |
| 01:50 - 01:52 | if they solve them all |
| 01:52 - 01:56 | hahahahaha |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | but that's never gonna happen |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | they can only solve 7/8 |
| 02:00 - 02:01 | we simply deleted the last key, |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | gone. |
| 02:03 - 02:07 | hahahahaha |
| 02:08 - 02:12 | the key...the key, |
| 02:12 - 02:13 | hahahahaha |
| 02:15 - 02:20 | the key is gone after they tried to farm it from the other hunters and cheat the system, so we simply deleted it. |
| 02:20 - 02:21 | hahahahaha |
| 02:22 - 02:28 | those fuckers thought they was smart when they unlocked the ivory key at world tier four, so we trolled them all. |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | and delayed world tier five? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yeah and delayed world tier five |
| 02:32 - 02:37 | hahahahaha |
| 02:37 - 02:39 | They will never solve this one |
| 02:40 - 02:41 | they even tried get into tidal basin |
| 02:42 - 02:50 | hahahahaha |
| 02:51 - 02:53 | but there's no tidal basin, at all |
| 02:54 - 02:55 | hahahahaha |
| 02:57 - 02:58 | So about endgame? |
| 02:58 - 03:05 | look, raids and... world tier five, it's all a myth to keep people playing. |
| 03:06 - 03:07 | we could release it tho, if they solve the last riddle |
| 03:09 - 03:10 | this is the best thing ever |
| 03:17 - 03:18 | it's solveable |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | hahahahaha |
| 03:24 - 03:25 | atleast that's what we say |
| 03:26 - 03:31 | hahahahaha |
| 03:31 - 03:35 | they have even gathered over six thousand people to solve this damn riddle but that's never gonna happen, that's for sure. |
| 03:35 - 03:42 | hahahahaha |
