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Hitler learns that XtraYahoo Mail is Hacked
Hitler discovers that the Yahoo email servers have had their account passwords hacked and their email addresses used for SPAM. He decides to rebrand Telecom to Spark in a last ditched effort to save the company from collapse.

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00:00 - 00:03The Yahoo email servers have been compromised
00:04 - 00:05The compromised servers are located
00:05 - 00:07At Yahoo's datacentres here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12Multipule accounts have been hacked by spammers
00:12 - 00:15Spam is being sent from our customers email addresses
00:17 - 00:19Well just ditch Yahoo
00:19 - 00:21And use our servers
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28Telecom...
00:31 - 00:33Hasnt had any email servers running for at least 7 years
00:34 - 00:36They were scrapped after working with MSN
00:53 - 00:58Anyone using Gmail, Hotmail or Mailchimp, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15What the hell were they thinking?
01:15 - 01:17Scrapping our perfectly good rendundant servers?
01:18 - 01:23What do we have to go back on?
01:25 - 01:28Now we are stuck with Yahoo!
01:29 - 01:31This is the 4th time this has happened!
01:31 - 01:34Do you think our customers are that stupid?
01:34 - 01:37Our customers will be starting to leave in droves!
01:37 - 01:40Once is bad enough, but 4 times!?
01:40 - 01:42We've disabled all accounts affected
01:42 - 01:46Oh, thats great, now our call centres will be overloaded!
01:46 - 01:48It was our only option, we cant just leave hackers have access.
01:48 - 01:52Whats the point? Once they have got access thats it!
01:53 - 01:54All Xtra accounts will be blacklisted by SPAM filters
01:56 - 01:57We have given Yahoo enough chances!
01:57 - 02:00Now the spammers have a database with half our customers addresses!
02:00 - 02:03Not to mention their address books!
02:04 - 02:08We are going to be the laughing stock
02:08 - 02:13Of all the ISP's in New Zealand!
02:14 - 02:16Havnt of you learnt from the days of Theresa Gattung!?
02:17 - 02:21We were then known as Telecon, now we are being called Telescum!
02:27 - 02:29Our only option left is a rebrand
02:30 - 02:34perhaps then, we may be able to
02:34 - 02:36save what little reputation we have left
02:41 - 02:42Whos idea was it?
02:43 - 02:47Too much of this running in without thinking
02:48 - 02:53We should never have worked with MSN
02:54 - 02:56let alone Yahoo!
02:56 - 02:59Now we have to spend millions
03:00 - 03:02On a new datacenter and PR campaigns!
03:04 - 03:07Its OK, we are on Gmail
03:14 - 03:16Changing our name will take time
03:19 - 03:23We cant just change it overnight
03:25 - 03:26The PR campaign will start tomorrow
03:31 - 03:33With an announcement on Facebook
03:40 - 03:46We will rebrand Telecom and change its name to Spark
03:46 - 03:49This is our last chance to get things right
03:53 - 03:56If we are lucky, some naive customers will return...