| 00:00 - 00:03 | Is everyone still here? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Joe Dunn called from Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He said he'd rather coach Jets TEs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This is close to the location |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Where I've buried our last shred of dignity |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least our department is profitable |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And our Women's basketball team is unbeatable |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Athletic Director Dave... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Actually we lost $40 Million |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Geno has not recruited a bench in 5 years |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Football is an unmitigated tire fire |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except my 13 Assistant ADs leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I Came here from auburn |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Because I thought UConn was GOOD, ACTUALLY!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now I find out we balance our books |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | On ridiculous STUDENT FEES! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | For the priviledge of taking a bus |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 30 minutes to pay $8 for hotdogs!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and watch us lose to UCF by 60!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I even started a TWITTER ACCOUNT that I'm too embarrassed to use!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, maybe you are just bad at twitter |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No, I'm just afraid to be ratio'd! Its embarrassing! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The upcoming conference contract negotiations will save us |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I have more confidence in a potted plant to cut a deal |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | Than the meatball cosplaying as Mike Aresco |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And if I hear one more fucking word |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | About dropping football to join the Big East |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am going to log onto the boneyard dot com |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | On my handle @dooleymcstitch, which I use to fight with internet randos |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and advocate against all reason for increased athletic department spending |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Because we have NO OTHER OPTIONS!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We are in a worse situation than prisoners in Stalins Gulag!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The firing squad is coming |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | There is no conference realignment escape plan |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | Those morons talking about UConn to the ACC or BIG 12 |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | Are the flat earthers of the UConn Sports world |
| 02:44 - 02:47 | We live in a new reality |
| 02:48 - 02:51 | A reality with few good options |
| 02:52 - 02:56 | Football is bad, Basketball is rebuilding, Womens basketball is faltering |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | So many damned alternate grey uniforms |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm not even sure we bleed blue blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Greta, Hurley is locked up for 5 years still |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe our best days are behind us |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe the problem is there is no good answer |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | fucking Jeff Hathaway |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What a dick |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All we can do now is hope that Hurley is the truth, and that #firegeno continues to be funny-funny and not sad-funny |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe Edsall can turn things around before we run out of money? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least we have the #icebus |
