Grin No Lambo

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whitepaper - a supply curve that encourages early investment

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00:00 - 00:03Grin mining operation was complete success,
00:04 - 00:05we DDoSed Grinmint and got all the blocks
00:05 - 00:07Southern farms secured most of it.
00:08 - 00:12We were preparing to dump it on the top
00:12 - 00:15but we messed up the wallet and missed it.
00:17 - 00:19That's fine, hide the bags and
00:19 - 00:21we'll sell it for billions in 10 years.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28The emission...
00:31 - 00:33The emission is linear, our bags will keep their value.
00:34 - 00:36No Lambos from Grin.
00:53 - 00:58Everybody who sold at 11$, 12$ or 13$, leave the room now.
01:13 - 01:15That is the stupidest thing I ever heard,
01:15 - 01:17linear emission is the stupidest model there is!
01:18 - 01:23We just mine like morons, at the same rate forever...
01:25 - 01:28Mimblewinmble just deserves better...
01:29 - 01:31...it was so promising
01:31 - 01:34Why should we mine this crap at all?
01:34 - 01:37It just keeps coming in every block.
01:37 - 01:40Everybody knows you need to have a cap.
01:40 - 01:42But Sir, first fours years is the same as Bitcoin
01:42 - 01:46I'll fork the the repo myself if I have to.
01:46 - 01:48Sir, what you say is complete insanity...
01:48 - 01:52I've been mining crypto when you still played Diablo.
01:53 - 01:54I want hard cap!
01:56 - 01:57All your fancy engineering degrees,
01:57 - 02:00you just hit fork and rename few variables,
02:00 - 02:03do you think this is my first fork?
02:04 - 02:08I don't care about Grin,
02:08 - 02:13I want to get rich quick, you dumb-ass.
02:14 - 02:16I bought 80 000 cards to to mine this crap
02:17 - 02:21And You can't get wallet to work even with a guide
02:27 - 02:29I never went to any fancy university
02:30 - 02:34but I know how to use wallet
02:34 - 02:36and dump my bags in time.
02:41 - 02:42Fork.
02:43 - 02:47And I'll premine the fuck out of it...
02:48 - 02:53Keep mining for days then release.
02:54 - 02:56Nobody will care.
02:56 - 02:59I will fix the Grin supply cap once and for all
03:00 - 03:02and suck it all like a leech.
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Ripple is doing great.
03:14 - 03:16I'll learn Rust if I have to.
03:19 - 03:23I hate C++ anyway.
03:25 - 03:26Many leaks.
03:31 - 03:33Grin devs will follow us.
03:40 - 03:46If you mess up the premine code, you'll ride a bike generator
03:46 - 03:49hooked to a Vega, mining monero
03:53 - 03:56for the rest of your life.