| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, We believe the Americans are at it, again... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It looks like a new Corvette. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Its been seen, here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Americans have parked the trailers, unloaded the Corvettes, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they've been seen, being tested in Berlin, here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They can't possibly build a better car |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We have the new 992 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We, also have word that its going to be Mid-Engine. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Jalopnik, has also confirmed it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you read Jalopnik, get the hell out of this room, now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING???? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | GODDAM AMERICANS KEEP BUILDING THESE CARS!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE CORVETTE. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THEIR CEO IS A WOMAN, FOR CHRISSAKES!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I KNEW OBAMA MADE A MISTAKE BAILING THEM OUT. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | FIRST STINGRAY, THEN THE Z06, THEN THE ZR-1.. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'M SO SICK OF THE CORVETTE. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I BET NOW THEYRE COPYING US, AND GOING WITH TWIN TURBOS!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, apparently the car has an electrical problem. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A GODDAM ELECTRICAL PROBLEM??? THATS THE LEAST OF OUR FUCKING PROBLEMS!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir... We hear it may delay the car for at least a year. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A YEAR!!! THE GODDAM CAR IS STILL COMING!!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW 992??? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IT HAS THESE FUCKING UGLY ASS TAIL LIGHTS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHO THE HELL REDESIGNED THIS GODDAM CAR??? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WE'VE BEEN ON TOP FOR DECADES |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | NOW THESE GODDAM AMERICANS, KEEP SELLING THESE CARS. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'M CANCELLING THE FUCKING BEETLE, BECASE YOU ASSHOLES CANT EVEN GET THAT RIGHT!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'VE ALREADY CANCELLED THE CAR ONCE!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | YOU KEEP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I cant believe it's going to be Mid-Engine? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Every car I've ever designed has the engine in the back. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We've been doing this for decades. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't believe these goddam Americans |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They had 4 models of the C7. They just kept making it better, and better |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | First it was the Stingray, then the Grand-Sport. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then they Super Charged it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then those fat ass Americans weren't happy |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY BUILD THE ZR-1. WHAT THE FUCK IS A ZTK??? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know you love the Beetle, its ok. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We own the goddam racetrack |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is just unacceptable. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who let them in? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | How did they get on the track? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want to know who's responsible? Because this will be the last time, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they make me look like an asshole. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm so sick of hearing about the Corvette. |
