00:00 - 00:03Sir, We believe the Americans are at it, again...
00:04 - 00:05It looks like a new Corvette.
00:05 - 00:07Its been seen, here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12The Americans have parked the trailers, unloaded the Corvettes,
00:12 - 00:15and they've been seen, being tested in Berlin, here.
00:17 - 00:19They can't possibly build a better car
00:19 - 00:21We have the new 992
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28We...
00:31 - 00:33We, also have word that its going to be Mid-Engine.
00:34 - 00:36Jalopnik, has also confirmed it.
00:53 - 00:58If you read Jalopnik, get the hell out of this room, now.
01:13 - 01:15HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING????
01:15 - 01:17GODDAM AMERICANS KEEP BUILDING THESE CARS!!!
01:18 - 01:23I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE CORVETTE.
01:25 - 01:28THEIR CEO IS A WOMAN, FOR CHRISSAKES!!!
01:29 - 01:31I KNEW OBAMA MADE A MISTAKE BAILING THEM OUT.
01:31 - 01:34FIRST STINGRAY, THEN THE Z06, THEN THE ZR-1..
01:34 - 01:37I'M SO SICK OF THE CORVETTE.
01:37 - 01:40I BET NOW THEYRE COPYING US, AND GOING WITH TWIN TURBOS!!!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, apparently the car has an electrical problem.
01:42 - 01:46A GODDAM ELECTRICAL PROBLEM??? THATS THE LEAST OF OUR FUCKING PROBLEMS!!
01:46 - 01:48Sir... We hear it may delay the car for at least a year.
01:48 - 01:52A YEAR!!! THE GODDAM CAR IS STILL COMING!!!!
01:53 - 01:54HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW 992???
01:56 - 01:57IT HAS THESE FUCKING UGLY ASS TAIL LIGHTS
01:57 - 02:00WHO THE HELL REDESIGNED THIS GODDAM CAR???
02:00 - 02:03WE'VE BEEN ON TOP FOR DECADES
02:04 - 02:08NOW THESE GODDAM AMERICANS, KEEP SELLING THESE CARS.
02:08 - 02:13I'M CANCELLING THE FUCKING BEETLE, BECASE YOU ASSHOLES CANT EVEN GET THAT RIGHT!!!
02:14 - 02:16I'VE ALREADY CANCELLED THE CAR ONCE!!
02:17 - 02:21YOU KEEP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
02:27 - 02:29I cant believe it's going to be Mid-Engine?
02:30 - 02:34Every car I've ever designed has the engine in the back.
02:34 - 02:36We've been doing this for decades.
02:41 - 02:42I can't believe these goddam Americans
02:43 - 02:47They had 4 models of the C7. They just kept making it better, and better
02:48 - 02:53First it was the Stingray, then the Grand-Sport.
02:54 - 02:56Then they Super Charged it.
02:56 - 02:59Then those fat ass Americans weren't happy
03:00 - 03:02THEY BUILD THE ZR-1. WHAT THE FUCK IS A ZTK???
03:04 - 03:07I know you love the Beetle, its ok.
03:14 - 03:16We own the goddam racetrack
03:19 - 03:23This is just unacceptable.
03:25 - 03:26Who let them in?
03:31 - 03:33How did they get on the track?
03:40 - 03:46I want to know who's responsible? Because this will be the last time,
03:46 - 03:49they make me look like an asshole.
03:53 - 03:56I'm so sick of hearing about the Corvette.