| 00:00 - 00:03 | The party at Stoveworks is tonight. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've sent out numbers for the drivers. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Both live on Cherry. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This party will definitely be heat, if not fire. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The only concern is parking and transportation. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There's never any parking at Stoves, but |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | as long as there's jungle juice it should be good. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We don't have enough money for jungle juice. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Some members didn't put in any money. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who threw down money, is driving, or not going leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The fuck is wrong |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | with this god damn chapter?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why the fuck is everyone always in Hong Chong?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We've had a couch win brother of the week! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I don't know how much more I can take of this! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why won't Justin let pop punk die? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And Brett never even learned the fucking preamble. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | One kid even thinks yo-yoing is a fucking sport! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the real problem is the overuse of the Koop chute. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, after a couple rednecks I'll tap anything. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those catch phrases aren't even funny anymore! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They are annoying. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Oh that's fantastic! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Did that make you laugh? Or how bout I'm a kill my mom!? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The fuck is wrong with these people?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why does that one kid only wear flatbills? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why do we keep giving our money to that shit hole Steak n Shake?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We even worship an Indian with aspergers. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm Hitler and I think the jew is one of the best people in this group! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So many fucked up people. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am just a sparring robot made to take a lot of hits... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but not dish any out. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Mike Phillips... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He's the ring leader of all of these future cereal killers! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That reminds me of that shit show "We Are Cereal"! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't get me started on Tron party. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or the fact that half this friend group is pedophiles. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Our GPA is lower than Bernie's standards! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Bernie gave me syphilis too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now even Young Rich is blowing up. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And Faggorty got wasted off his ass. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now Al's even cut his sideburns. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All that's left is to fuck Paul Burns and kill |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Brad Lightspeed and Advice Dog. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'ma shock the world. |
