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The party at Stoveworks is tonight. We've sent out numbers for the drivers. Both live on Cherry. This party will definitely be heat, if not fire. The only concern is parking and transportation. There's never any parking at Stoves, but

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00:00 - 00:03The party at Stoveworks is tonight.
00:04 - 00:05We've sent out numbers for the drivers.
00:05 - 00:07Both live on Cherry.
00:08 - 00:12This party will definitely be heat, if not fire.
00:12 - 00:15The only concern is parking and transportation.
00:17 - 00:19There's never any parking at Stoves, but
00:19 - 00:21 as long as there's jungle juice it should be good.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28we...
00:31 - 00:33We don't have enough money for jungle juice.
00:34 - 00:36Some members didn't put in any money.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who threw down money, is driving, or not going leave now.
01:13 - 01:15The fuck is wrong
01:15 - 01:17with this god damn chapter?!
01:18 - 01:23Why the fuck is everyone always in Hong Chong?!
01:25 - 01:28We've had a couch win brother of the week!
01:29 - 01:31I don't know how much more I can take of this!
01:31 - 01:34Why won't Justin let pop punk die?
01:34 - 01:37And Brett never even learned the fucking preamble.
01:37 - 01:40One kid even thinks yo-yoing is a fucking sport!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, the real problem is the overuse of the Koop chute.
01:46 - 01:48Sir, after a couple rednecks I'll tap anything.
01:48 - 01:52Those catch phrases aren't even funny anymore!
01:53 - 01:54They are annoying.
01:56 - 01:57Oh that's fantastic!
01:57 - 02:00Did that make you laugh? Or how bout I'm a kill my mom!?
02:00 - 02:03The fuck is wrong with these people?!
02:04 - 02:08Why does that one kid only wear flatbills?
02:08 - 02:13Why do we keep giving our money to that shit hole Steak n Shake?!
02:14 - 02:16We even worship an Indian with aspergers.
02:17 - 02:21I'm Hitler and I think the jew is one of the best people in this group!
02:27 - 02:29So many fucked up people.
02:30 - 02:34I am just a sparring robot made to take a lot of hits...
02:34 - 02:36but not dish any out.
02:41 - 02:42Mike Phillips...
02:43 - 02:47He's the ring leader of all of these future cereal killers!
02:48 - 02:53That reminds me of that shit show "We Are Cereal"!
02:54 - 02:56Don't get me started on Tron party.
02:56 - 02:59Or the fact that half this friend group is pedophiles.
03:00 - 03:02Our GPA is lower than Bernie's standards!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Bernie gave me syphilis too.
03:14 - 03:16Now even Young Rich is blowing up.
03:19 - 03:23And Faggorty got wasted off his ass.
03:25 - 03:26It's over.
03:31 - 03:33Now Al's even cut his sideburns.
03:40 - 03:46All that's left is to fuck Paul Burns and kill
03:46 - 03:49Brad Lightspeed and Advice Dog.
03:53 - 03:56I'ma shock the world.