00:00 - 00:03The party at Stoveworks is tonight.
00:04 - 00:05We've sent out numbers for the drivers.
00:05 - 00:07Both live on Cherry.
00:08 - 00:12This party will definitely be heat, if not fire.
00:12 - 00:15The only concern is parking and transportation.
00:17 - 00:19There's never any parking at Stoves, but
00:19 - 00:21 as long as there's jungle juice it should be good.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28we...
00:31 - 00:33We don't have enough money for jungle juice.
00:34 - 00:36Some members didn't put in any money.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who threw down money, is driving, or not going leave now.
01:13 - 01:15The fuck is wrong
01:15 - 01:17with this god damn chapter?!
01:18 - 01:23Why the fuck is everyone always in Hong Chong?!
01:25 - 01:28We've had a couch win brother of the week!
01:29 - 01:31I don't know how much more I can take of this!
01:31 - 01:34Why won't Justin let pop punk die?
01:34 - 01:37And Brett never even learned the fucking preamble.
01:37 - 01:40One kid even thinks yo-yoing is a fucking sport!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, the real problem is the overuse of the Koop chute.
01:46 - 01:48Sir, after a couple rednecks I'll tap anything.
01:48 - 01:52Those catch phrases aren't even funny anymore!
01:53 - 01:54They are annoying.
01:56 - 01:57Oh that's fantastic!
01:57 - 02:00Did that make you laugh? Or how bout I'm a kill my mom!?
02:00 - 02:03The fuck is wrong with these people?!
02:04 - 02:08Why does that one kid only wear flatbills?
02:08 - 02:13Why do we keep giving our money to that shit hole Steak n Shake?!
02:14 - 02:16We even worship an Indian with aspergers.
02:17 - 02:21I'm Hitler and I think the jew is one of the best people in this group!
02:27 - 02:29So many fucked up people.
02:30 - 02:34I am just a sparring robot made to take a lot of hits...
02:34 - 02:36but not dish any out.
02:41 - 02:42Mike Phillips...
02:43 - 02:47He's the ring leader of all of these future cereal killers!
02:48 - 02:53That reminds me of that shit show "We Are Cereal"!
02:54 - 02:56Don't get me started on Tron party.
02:56 - 02:59Or the fact that half this friend group is pedophiles.
03:00 - 03:02Our GPA is lower than Bernie's standards!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Bernie gave me syphilis too.
03:14 - 03:16Now even Young Rich is blowing up.
03:19 - 03:23And Faggorty got wasted off his ass.
03:25 - 03:26It's over.
03:31 - 03:33Now Al's even cut his sideburns.
03:40 - 03:46All that's left is to fuck Paul Burns and kill
03:46 - 03:49Brad Lightspeed and Advice Dog.
03:53 - 03:56I'ma shock the world.