00:00 - 00:02We are HUGE Michigan fans!
00:02 - 00:04We enjoy pain.
00:05 - 00:06Do you know of Michigan?
00:07 - 00:08The team that fails?
00:08 - 00:11Yes - you know them!
00:12 - 00:13 Winning is not our thing.
00:13 - 00:16We do relish the games before Eisenhower!
00:16 - 00:18Isn't that really quite pathetic?
00:18 - 00:21Yes, but it is the Michigan Way!
00:21 - 00:25We certainly cannot discuss the current team...
00:25 - 00:27We have not won a meaninful game
00:28 - 00:29Since before the advent of VHS!
00:30 - 00:33VHS was a decent medium, but still.
00:34 - 00:37I was wearing a diaper last time they beat OSU
00:37 - 00:38Why do you remain a fan?
00:39 - 00:41What?
00:41 - 00:44Why be a fan of such a pitiful team?
00:44 - 00:46Dance strangely - as if you are Harbaugh!