| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have implemented some new cost control measures. Importantly, BDM reimbursement for |
| 00:03 - 00:04 | lap dances will |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | need authorisation here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here before it is approved. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have cancelled Beccy's passport so she can no longer make another travel insurance claim and |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | if Carl leaves another iPhone on the roof of his car we will replace it with Bradley's old Nokia N63 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. The trend is our friend. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Its going to be a great year for our Cost to Income ratios |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's IT |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have ordered another 15 Flux Capacitors |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Holden thinks he can get Flex up to Warp Factor 11 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has made an expense claim for a lap dance in the past six months get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How much money do they need? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Cant this stuff be run on a Commodore 64? Oracle are taking the piss again surely? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Whilst I'm at it, whats with the Port Adelaide colours on our business cards? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Do we want to be associated with a bunch of ferals? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Perth staff staying in hotel accommodation in Perth |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Is Qantas seat 1A on the plane that important |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Whats wrong with Virgin 1A? They give you a comfort pack with some lovely hand cream |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Its imperative we get Kevin Seat 1A |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is this really a reason why we all can't fly Virgin? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Kevin is a Golden Morgie winner and its important he gets the recognition |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You even get free ball point pens which are better than this Qantas crap!' |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just think how we can could lower |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | our stationary costs if we used the Virgin pens |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I just wish they also gave you LMI and Worldwide printing vouchers as well |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But no ...we then we spend tens of millions of dollars on a new office |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | with its fancy chairs and lights which go out in the toilet when you have half finished the job |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and curried fish smells that waft up the stair well. They know i don't like seafood. They have done it on purpose |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | i just want wanted a new white board for my office |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but i have to get one which is designed by some bloke wearing lady pants and has a pigtaili |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I remember the days when people would respect the CFO |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Value his input, not laugh at their pigeon chest |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We need another GFC, when the CFO took control |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | when he rose from the ashes |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and slaughtered the fiscal dragons without fear of his own safety for the good of his work colleagues and shareholders |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Yes those were the days. When a man had purpose. not a play thing of Sales there to help bail |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | brokers out cos they forgot to pay their tax bill |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And what about the new logo? Who are we kidding? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I can't even tell the difference |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Saffron, I love the new logo |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The members will still complain |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our costs will continue to go up |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Our margins will get tighter |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We need more volume |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need to write more AFG Home Loans |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Let Jeremy have his lap dances. He works for Al...he deserves them |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe he will get me one with Kylie |
