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Hitler is ambushed by Martina Navratilova
A challenger appears! Hitler calls for backup, but it all goes to shit...

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00:00 - 00:03The TERFs are getting feisty on Twitter again.
00:04 - 00:05They've seen these these posts by Martina Navratilova
00:05 - 00:07where she opposes male-bodied athletes in female sports.
00:08 - 00:12A bunch of us piled onto the thread
00:12 - 00:15but she refused to back down.
00:17 - 00:19It's OK, Steiner's sent a commando
00:19 - 00:21to shame her into submission.
00:24 - 00:26My Führer...
00:27 - 00:28Steiner...
00:31 - 00:33Steiner sent Dr Rachel McKinnon.
00:34 - 00:36He insisted that she's the best man for the job.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except these lesbians: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf.
01:13 - 01:15What the actual fuck?!
01:15 - 01:17What—and I cannot stress this enough—the fuck?!
01:18 - 01:23Sending McKinnon to deal with Martina Navratilova? Seriously?
01:25 - 01:28I bet he got kicked in the ladyballs.
01:29 - 01:31Martina is THE gold star lesbian!
01:31 - 01:34I don't think she even knows what a penis is!
01:34 - 01:37And you're telling me that McKinnon thought he could out-lesbian Martina
01:37 - 01:40even though she's been one all her fucking life?
01:40 - 01:42My Führer, Dr McKinnon is an academic with a PhD—
01:42 - 01:46A PhD in BULLSHIT! He has no scientific qualifications!
01:46 - 01:48My Führer, please; this is a safe space!
01:48 - 01:52I don't give a fuck about your wanky 'safe spaces', I want results!
01:53 - 01:54We look like idiots!
01:56 - 01:57Remember the Nazi party motto:
01:57 - 02:00'Hetero men are half-lesbian, trans women are full lesbian,
02:00 - 02:03and all cis lesbians love penis!'
02:04 - 02:08Don't ask me about trans men, they're probably gay or something.
02:08 - 02:13It's all got so fucking complicated, I hardly know the rules anymore!
02:14 - 02:16I wish we'd stuck with traditional fascism
02:17 - 02:21or just screwed up the whole country with communism, like Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29We have an underground LGBT subculture,
02:30 - 02:34but because nobody's going to believe that 70 years from now
02:34 - 02:36I had to burn down the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft!
02:41 - 02:42Heartbreaking.
02:43 - 02:47Now some half arsed activists in the future will claim we targeted trans people!
02:48 - 02:53I just hope people find all those photos of cross-dressing SS officers.
02:54 - 02:56Unless you idiots have burned them already?
02:56 - 02:59I don't suppose anyone thought to record this stuff in a book,
03:00 - 03:02perhaps call it 'Soldier Studies: Cross-Dressing in der Wehrmacht'?!
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, Martin Dammann will write it in 2018.
03:14 - 03:16And now this McKinnon shit show.
03:19 - 03:23Imagine trying the old 'Do you know who I am?' fuckery
03:25 - 03:26on Martina Navratilova!
03:31 - 03:33Insanely narcissistic.
03:40 - 03:46Does anyone outside the trans cult even know or care McKinnon is?
03:46 - 03:49Everyone knows Martina, for fuck's sake.
03:53 - 03:56Fuck the TERFs.