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Hitler Reacts to the Shift Ban Debate
Hitler is troubled by the constant barrage of questions asking to explain the shift ban during the Groupme debate

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00:00 - 00:03Ed is still bombarding us with questions in Groupme.
00:04 - 00:05He wants to know your thoughts about the wheel play.
00:05 - 00:07When a defender moves from here to here before the pitch is even thrown.
00:08 - 00:12Ed claims this example alone fundamentally proves your entire shift ban stance wrong.
00:12 - 00:15As it shows that defenders do indeed move before a pitch in this wheel play.
00:17 - 00:19Honestly I haven't thought this out at all...
00:19 - 00:21Just find dank memes on Instagram to post then claim we won.
00:24 - 00:26My duggie...
00:27 - 00:28The game tapes...
00:31 - 00:33The game tapes clearly show us losing this shift ban debate.
00:34 - 00:36Ed is gaining way more likes overall in the group.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who agrees with Ed, leave this room as if you're the ghost of GABS as you are now dead to me.
01:13 - 01:15Why can't I just have MY preferences
01:15 - 01:17EYE have proposed a solution to a problem EYE have seen in the enjoyment of baseball from MY eyes.
01:18 - 01:23Ed has shit all over MY liking of the game, have EYE done this to Ed's liking of the game? No.
01:25 - 01:28But EYE am at fault, because he is offended?
01:29 - 01:31Par for the course EYE guess.
01:31 - 01:34On the left of second base I simply want only the 3B and SS!
01:34 - 01:37On the right side of second base I want the 2B and 1B.
01:37 - 01:40It's so obvious that my argument is an emotional one not a logical one.
01:40 - 01:42But my duggie you must be logical here if we are to be victorious!
01:42 - 01:46It is logical in my own mind! 2 defenders on each side leading to more singles!
01:46 - 01:48But my duggie Gregg is now posting charts to show the math doesn't work
01:48 - 01:52Gregg can take those charts and shove them up his ass. I own him in sidebets anyways.
01:53 - 01:54Those charts mean nothing to me!
01:56 - 01:57You could view it as the shift only bring sadness to fans
01:57 - 02:00As it hasnt proven to give a strategic advantage to implementing teams on run prevention.
02:00 - 02:03At least this is the best argument I could find from Mad Dog and Instagram.
02:04 - 02:08If it ain't working give me back my Game. (Mel Gibson voice in Ransom)
02:08 - 02:13My prediction was made solely from a marketing stand point that I believe the MLB would prefer.
02:14 - 02:16Then Gabe turned it into a Race issue.
02:17 - 02:21This is what my personal preference is at... Bottomline. I'm sure even Stalin agrees.
02:27 - 02:29I just want baseball to be more fun.
02:30 - 02:34I want us to all go back to simpler and fun times...
02:34 - 02:36Like the year 2009!
02:41 - 02:42At least I dominate lol Kev...
02:43 - 02:47Crushing lol Kev is what keeps me energized and motivated, even if the Gregg Charts keep me in check.
02:48 - 02:53So let's deflect focus back on Lol Kev and forget this shift ban debate ever happened.
02:54 - 02:56Actually let's hit lol Kev on the DMs to get paid
02:56 - 02:59It has been months since Trout ended at 39 HRs.
03:00 - 03:02It's time to collect our fucking money and buy rare beers!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry... Lol Kev will never pay up.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I should have thought about the ban more deeply
03:19 - 03:23It just felt right to me despite what the Gregg Charts show.
03:25 - 03:26Ed started this all...
03:31 - 03:33Let's just call Ed an asshole on the group chat.
03:40 - 03:46Let's make it all his fault as is stated in the final step in the narcissist prayer.
03:46 - 03:49That could be our only way out of this with our dignity intact.
03:53 - 03:56Also don't forget to Make America Great Again...