Ed is still bombarding us with questions in Groupme.
He wants to know your thoughts about the wheel play.
When a defender moves from here to here before the pitch is even thrown.
Ed claims this example alone fundamentally proves your entire shift ban stance wrong.
As it shows that defenders do indeed move before a pitch in this wheel play.
Honestly I haven't thought this out at all...
Just find dank memes on Instagram to post then claim we won.
The game tapes...
The game tapes clearly show us losing this shift ban debate.
Ed is gaining way more likes overall in the group.
Everyone who agrees with Ed, leave this room as if you're the ghost of GABS as you are now dead to me.
Why can't I just have MY preferences
EYE have proposed a solution to a problem EYE have seen in the enjoyment of baseball from MY eyes.
Ed has shit all over MY liking of the game, have EYE done this to Ed's liking of the game? No.
But EYE am at fault, because he is offended?
Par for the course EYE guess.
On the left of second base I simply want only the 3B and SS!
On the right side of second base I want the 2B and 1B.
It's so obvious that my argument is an emotional one not a logical one.
But my duggie you must be logical here if we are to be victorious!
It is logical in my own mind! 2 defenders on each side leading to more singles!
But my duggie Gregg is now posting charts to show the math doesn't work
Gregg can take those charts and shove them up his ass. I own him in sidebets anyways.
Those charts mean nothing to me!
You could view it as the shift only bring sadness to fans
As it hasnt proven to give a strategic advantage to implementing teams on run prevention.
At least this is the best argument I could find from Mad Dog and Instagram.
If it ain't working give me back my Game. (Mel Gibson voice in Ransom)
My prediction was made solely from a marketing stand point that I believe the MLB would prefer.
Then Gabe turned it into a Race issue.
This is what my personal preference is at... Bottomline. I'm sure even Stalin agrees.
I just want baseball to be more fun.
I want us to all go back to simpler and fun times...
Like the year 2009!
At least I dominate lol Kev...
Crushing lol Kev is what keeps me energized and motivated, even if the Gregg Charts keep me in check.
So let's deflect focus back on Lol Kev and forget this shift ban debate ever happened.
Actually let's hit lol Kev on the DMs to get paid
It has been months since Trout ended at 39 HRs.
It's time to collect our fucking money and buy rare beers!
Don't worry... Lol Kev will never pay up.
Maybe I should have thought about the ban more deeply
It just felt right to me despite what the Gregg Charts show.
Ed started this all...
Let's just call Ed an asshole on the group chat.
Let's make it all his fault as is stated in the final step in the narcissist prayer.
That could be our only way out of this with our dignity intact.
Also don't forget to Make America Great Again...