| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ed is still bombarding us with questions in Groupme. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He wants to know your thoughts about the wheel play. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | When a defender moves from here to here before the pitch is even thrown. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Ed claims this example alone fundamentally proves your entire shift ban stance wrong. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As it shows that defenders do indeed move before a pitch in this wheel play. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Honestly I haven't thought this out at all... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just find dank memes on Instagram to post then claim we won. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My duggie... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The game tapes... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The game tapes clearly show us losing this shift ban debate. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ed is gaining way more likes overall in the group. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who agrees with Ed, leave this room as if you're the ghost of GABS as you are now dead to me. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why can't I just have MY preferences |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | EYE have proposed a solution to a problem EYE have seen in the enjoyment of baseball from MY eyes. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Ed has shit all over MY liking of the game, have EYE done this to Ed's liking of the game? No. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But EYE am at fault, because he is offended? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Par for the course EYE guess. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | On the left of second base I simply want only the 3B and SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | On the right side of second base I want the 2B and 1B. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's so obvious that my argument is an emotional one not a logical one. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But my duggie you must be logical here if we are to be victorious! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It is logical in my own mind! 2 defenders on each side leading to more singles! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But my duggie Gregg is now posting charts to show the math doesn't work |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Gregg can take those charts and shove them up his ass. I own him in sidebets anyways. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Those charts mean nothing to me! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You could view it as the shift only bring sadness to fans |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | As it hasnt proven to give a strategic advantage to implementing teams on run prevention. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | At least this is the best argument I could find from Mad Dog and Instagram. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If it ain't working give me back my Game. (Mel Gibson voice in Ransom) |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My prediction was made solely from a marketing stand point that I believe the MLB would prefer. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Then Gabe turned it into a Race issue. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is what my personal preference is at... Bottomline. I'm sure even Stalin agrees. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want baseball to be more fun. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want us to all go back to simpler and fun times... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Like the year 2009! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least I dominate lol Kev... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Crushing lol Kev is what keeps me energized and motivated, even if the Gregg Charts keep me in check. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | So let's deflect focus back on Lol Kev and forget this shift ban debate ever happened. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Actually let's hit lol Kev on the DMs to get paid |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It has been months since Trout ended at 39 HRs. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's time to collect our fucking money and buy rare beers! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry... Lol Kev will never pay up. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should have thought about the ban more deeply |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It just felt right to me despite what the Gregg Charts show. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ed started this all... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Let's just call Ed an asshole on the group chat. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Let's make it all his fault as is stated in the final step in the narcissist prayer. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That could be our only way out of this with our dignity intact. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Also don't forget to Make America Great Again... |
