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Laptop sketch
I know your problem. Good day mate - Good day. Are you lost? Lost? Not really. I see, but you don't fit in here. I was just passing through.

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00:00 - 00:54I know your problem.
00:05 - 00:07Good day mate - Good day.
00:08 - 00:12Are you lost?
00:12 - 00:14Lost? Not really.
00:14 - 00:16I see, but you don't fit in here.
00:16 - 00:18I was just passing through.
00:18 - 00:22So is that a laptop in your bag?
00:22 - 00:23Right.
00:23 - 00:26How about sharing the laptop?
00:26 - 00:29Do you have anything to offer?
00:29 - 00:31Well let me think...
00:31 - 00:33So you don't have anything?
00:33 - 00:34But I have this for the fucking laptop!
00:36 - 00:36Bad deal.
00:36 - 00:39But it's worth the laptop!
00:39 - 00:41I tell you what -
00:41 - 00:45I can give you something else instead of the laptop.
00:45 - 00:46And what?
00:46 - 00:47A drink.
00:47 - 00:53I don't want a drink. I want your laptop. And your phone and all.
00:54 - 00:56What?
00:56 - 00:58I know your problem.
00:58 - 01:00You cannot know.
01:01 - 01:05Am I right? Your own laptop was stolen. You were robbed, too!
01:05 - 01:12Robbing people is important to them.
01:12 - 01:13Robbing is okay, but not killing.
01:13 - 01:17So why should you?
01:17 - 01:22So go and take the laptop
01:22 - 01:27Take it home
01:27 - 01:32But you might as well tell me how you got into that mess
01:32 - 01:37and maybe I can help you.
01:37 - 01:42Alright - so it was five years ago
01:42 - 01:47I was living with my stepdad.
01:47 - 01:52Then I was thrown out of my apartment
01:52 - 01:57So we sat on the street and talked for hours
01:57 - 02:02and we neither knew where to go nor what to to
02:02 - 02:07I see... (bang)
02:07 - 02:12...