| 00:00 - 00:03 | American Pinball revealed their new pin at Expo. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's Oktoberfest! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Just like the parties going on. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | No need to attend any of these, just buy the pin. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Captures all the fun, just like in Berlin! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the ladies? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Did they capture that Aryan allure? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well, leader, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | not exactly. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's no cleavage at all. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Joe wanted it totally family friendly. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All you beta males and social justice warriors - yeah, you know who you are... bud out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What has happened to pinball?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Since when is pinball supposed to be politically correct?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm an Alpha Male! I want to see round, ripe melons! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What's wrong with cleavage, and maybe some nipple? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Your b-cups are fine. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Remember the good ole days? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every backglass had to have D-cups, cleavage, legs forever, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | sometimes nipples polked through, even camel toe! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But leader, this is a different age. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Where's my laptop? I'm going to rip AP a new one on Pinside. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Post that and get moderated, maybe sub-ejected! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Didn't I say beta males get out? You're going pussy on me too? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Don't you remember old school art? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Look at Strikes and Spares! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Even bowling was sexy! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AP couldn't recognize sexy if they were on a beach in Brazil! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That girl on the cab is a side-show freak! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But they can have a monkey playing ass-grab?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | MONKEES ARE NOT SEXY! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Can't we get something attractive AP? NO! No eye candy for you! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm not asking for another Big Bang Bar. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | First time I played that, I got a woody ... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | like a horse! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Odin's right. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm selling all my solid states - it's EM's only from here on. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can't stand this sanitized bullshit. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No more political correctness. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At our next tournament, the art will scream SEXY. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Ladies will be blushing, and eyes will be popping out! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, you can play my WoZ. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Wasn't the Beatles just announced? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now the 60's... that decade knew sexy! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Stern won't let me down! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That pin will be the bomb! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There's no way I'm paying nearly $10,000 for Kindergarten-sanitized artwork. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even if it is Oktoberfest! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's check Beatles on pinside. |
