| 00:00 - 00:03 | The iPhone 5 will be released in all major city centres on September 12 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Arriving first in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And of course, tech super-center Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They say it is the best iPhone ever made |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and that it will make Samsung look like Zach Morris's phone |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of Google. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to get Google Wallet up and running ASAP |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The new iPhone might not have NFC |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It might have low-energy bluetooth...or nothing. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who uses their phone more for a clock than anything else, get the hell out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is Apple thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Possibly leaving NFC out of their newest iPhone! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And letting bloggers speculate about it for months with no clear truth. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why did they bother getting all those patents? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Useless! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How will people use mobile payment systems? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What about the idea of a hotel key in your phone?? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Steve Jobs would have never allowed this! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it's too soon to talk about Steve Jobs. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are screwed without him! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they have assembled a more than capable maangement team. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think they can compete with the Samsung Galaxy? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | With no NFC?? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The phone will practically be a step backwards! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes it will have NFC" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "No, there's no room for it" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Just tell us! There are companies depending on the outcome! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Low frequency bluetooth, who the hell wants that?? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You have to authorize it whenever you want to use it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | With NFC you just touch it and it works, no app or anything |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And has so mny potential uses |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't take the suspense anymore... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Rumors everyday of whether or not it will have NFC |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Leaving nerd bloggers to post about it a million times a day |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Nobody has a damn clue. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The iPhone will be shit without it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, other phones have NFC. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We will see September 12 what happens |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If it doesn't have it, take all my Apple stock |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sell it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I don't care how much the loss is |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't support them if they don;t have NFC |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll buy a damn Motorola Razr |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tomorrow, we'll see |
