00:00 - 00:03So language engineering assignment is up
00:04 - 00:05We can set up a basic class in eclipse
00:05 - 00:07in lab1 here, and lab 2, here
00:08 - 00:12We should then be able to submit via the informatics office
00:12 - 00:15As long as we got student cards and not past the 4pm deadline
00:17 - 00:19Ill start it wednesday
00:19 - 00:21Java is piss easy, no sweat
00:24 - 00:26Mate..
00:27 - 00:28errr
00:31 - 00:33Theres no possibility of java development
00:34 - 00:36It has to be in Python, NLTK style
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who knows how to program in python or Ruby using eclipse, leave now
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!
01:15 - 01:17CHOOSING A LANGUAGE I DONT EVEN KNOW!?
01:18 - 01:23I can't even go to the student life centre for help!
01:25 - 01:28How is this even legal?
01:29 - 01:31Im completely and utterly FUCKED!
01:31 - 01:34May as well ask for the shit in CSS!
01:34 - 01:37HOW THE HELL IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE BY THURSDAY
01:37 - 01:40When i CANT EVEN GET THE FUCKER ON MY MAC!!
01:40 - 01:42Dude its ok Python is a better language I swear
01:42 - 01:46i don't give A FLYING FUCK WHATS BETTER you absolute TWAT!!
01:46 - 01:48Dude, Look i can just install it for you...
01:48 - 01:52You write algorithms down on paper with this fucking pencil you BASTARD!
01:53 - 01:54YOU DONT EVEN OWN A MAC!
01:56 - 01:57I should be in Digital
01:57 - 02:00Smashing Sambuca's And slapping Bitches
02:00 - 02:03While giving Brighton Uni banter about how shit they are
02:04 - 02:08ARE YOU ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS, FUCKING PYTHON?
02:08 - 02:13IVE ONLY JUST WRITTEN A FUCKING COMPILER IN 2 WEEKS
02:14 - 02:16I even Felt Like Ripping my Fucking Balls Off
02:17 - 02:21I just ended up walking around the fucking labs all night shouting 'IM STARVING'
02:27 - 02:29I cant even connect to fucking eduroam
02:30 - 02:34I thought I would smash this, Cos I Am The Programmer!!
02:34 - 02:36I cant do it in something I cant understand?
02:41 - 02:42God Damn you Weir!!
02:43 - 02:47I should of just taken A FUCKING MEDIA COURSE over at Brighton
02:48 - 02:53Maybe that way I could of got laid once this year
02:54 - 02:56I dont fucking believe this.
02:56 - 02:59First I was told to do Human Systems
03:00 - 03:02THEN THEY HAD THE AUDACITY TO FAIL ME FOR IT!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Everyone pretty much failed it.
03:14 - 03:16Im just gonna have to change to History
03:19 - 03:23At least ill be able to get some kind of girlfriend
03:25 - 03:26with a nice ass
03:31 - 03:33Ill go ask Bill tomorrow
03:40 - 03:46I think i might even just sack everything, Go to Brighton and study Media
03:46 - 03:49It will be proper shit, but I won't cry myself to sleep
03:53 - 03:56Fuck my life