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So language engineering assignment is up We can set up a basic class in eclipse in lab1 here, and lab 2, here We should then be able to submit via the informatics office As long as we got student cards and not past the 4pm deadline Ill start it wednesday

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00:00 - 00:03So language engineering assignment is up
00:04 - 00:05We can set up a basic class in eclipse
00:05 - 00:07in lab1 here, and lab 2, here
00:08 - 00:12We should then be able to submit via the informatics office
00:12 - 00:15As long as we got student cards and not past the 4pm deadline
00:17 - 00:19Ill start it wednesday
00:19 - 00:21Java is piss easy, no sweat
00:24 - 00:26Mate..
00:27 - 00:28errr
00:31 - 00:33Theres no possibility of java development
00:34 - 00:36It has to be in Python, NLTK style
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who knows how to program in python or Ruby using eclipse, leave now
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!
01:15 - 01:17CHOOSING A LANGUAGE I DONT EVEN KNOW!?
01:18 - 01:23I can't even go to the student life centre for help!
01:25 - 01:28How is this even legal?
01:29 - 01:31Im completely and utterly FUCKED!
01:31 - 01:34May as well ask for the shit in CSS!
01:34 - 01:37HOW THE HELL IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE BY THURSDAY
01:37 - 01:40When i CANT EVEN GET THE FUCKER ON MY MAC!!
01:40 - 01:42Dude its ok Python is a better language I swear
01:42 - 01:46i don't give A FLYING FUCK WHATS BETTER you absolute TWAT!!
01:46 - 01:48Dude, Look i can just install it for you...
01:48 - 01:52You write algorithms down on paper with this fucking pencil you BASTARD!
01:53 - 01:54YOU DONT EVEN OWN A MAC!
01:56 - 01:57I should be in Digital
01:57 - 02:00Smashing Sambuca's And slapping Bitches
02:00 - 02:03While giving Brighton Uni banter about how shit they are
02:04 - 02:08ARE YOU ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS, FUCKING PYTHON?
02:08 - 02:13IVE ONLY JUST WRITTEN A FUCKING COMPILER IN 2 WEEKS
02:14 - 02:16I even Felt Like Ripping my Fucking Balls Off
02:17 - 02:21I just ended up walking around the fucking labs all night shouting 'IM STARVING'
02:27 - 02:29I cant even connect to fucking eduroam
02:30 - 02:34I thought I would smash this, Cos I Am The Programmer!!
02:34 - 02:36I cant do it in something I cant understand?
02:41 - 02:42God Damn you Weir!!
02:43 - 02:47I should of just taken A FUCKING MEDIA COURSE over at Brighton
02:48 - 02:53Maybe that way I could of got laid once this year
02:54 - 02:56I dont fucking believe this.
02:56 - 02:59First I was told to do Human Systems
03:00 - 03:02THEN THEY HAD THE AUDACITY TO FAIL ME FOR IT!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Everyone pretty much failed it.
03:14 - 03:16Im just gonna have to change to History
03:19 - 03:23At least ill be able to get some kind of girlfriend
03:25 - 03:26with a nice ass
03:31 - 03:33Ill go ask Bill tomorrow
03:40 - 03:46I think i might even just sack everything, Go to Brighton and study Media
03:46 - 03:49It will be proper shit, but I won't cry myself to sleep
03:53 - 03:56Fuck my life