| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Young Gunz have come out like gang busters |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they've beat both Lakeshow and V |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and destroyed MD Ballas and Dors here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't look beatable |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | even injuries haven't even been able to slow them down |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of the pretenders |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | V, Duke, Gametime, and Gimmethat |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They seem to be no match |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are weak this year and had poor drafts |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The front offices of Desi, Yellow Mamba, Dors, and DoublyIvy get out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why was Desi even here? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Spending all his money on Bynum, Garnett, and D. Wade!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And then keeping all 3? When did you start getting points for DNP's and mediocre play? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What did he think was going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're gonna suck for the next 5 years! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Gunz must be stopped! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They win their division every year and every time I look up they are hanging a new banner! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What about V the so-called dynasty? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, his keepers were Larry Sanders and Danny Green |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Danny Green? D-League call-up Danny Green? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | At least he kept Larry Sanders? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Crazy Larry? Thumbs Up V! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He can't be counted on! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Gunz have Kyrie Irving! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They have Lillard and Hibbert |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Al Horford, Amir Johnson, and Spencer Hawes out there looking like Kevin Love |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | George Hill, Gordon Hayward, Chandler Parsons, and now the rookie of the year Michael Carter-Williams! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why are they so beast? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't count on Bluedevils because they choke in the playoffs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Trading away players because he thinks he can rebuild through the draft |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He can't outdraft the Gunz! What a fool! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Lakeshow doesn't have the depth to hang with such a monster |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Poodles and the Fixer are just some midgets trying to hang with the big boys! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And then there is Billy Hoyle ... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Jim Buss is his idol!! Why does he have so many lakers? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door! Trade a top pick for Jordan Hill? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why does Sol even think he is a contender? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There is only Gametime left! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He did just get Gerald Henderson |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Klay Thompson, Drummond, and Dwight are no match |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Pretty good, but not good enough to take down the beast |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They are too good |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe the other teams should just tread lightly |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Second place isn't all that bad |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | For he is the one that knocks |
