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Kenny takes the Helm.
caption text here We have parted company with Alistaire And signed a retired donkey from Berlin From what we can tell, we can pay him lots of money and never get to see him play, so he will fit in well! So Kenny we wish you luck for the rest of the season. So I'm coaching he Glory this weekend?

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00:04 - 00:05We have parted company with Alistaire
00:05 - 00:07And signed a retired donkey from Berlin
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, we can pay him lots of money and never get to see him play, so he will fit in well!
00:12 - 00:15So Kenny we wish you luck for the rest of the season.
00:17 - 00:20So I'm coaching he Glory this weekend?
00:20 - 00:22I'm looking forward to the challenge!
00:24 - 00:26Umm...
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33Can we ask one favour?
00:34 - 00:36Will there be anychance of getting the ball into the final third?
00:53 - 00:58Anyone that found watching the NTC frustrating and predictable to watch please leave now.
01:13 - 01:15Im guessing the only reason you twats remain
01:15 - 01:17Is because you want me to play your sons!
01:18 - 01:23Its bad enough that this club is run by the players
01:25 - 01:28What do they think is going to fucking happen each week?
01:29 - 01:31We are fucked!
01:31 - 01:34I've seen them! They are all to TALL to be footballers!
01:34 - 01:37I need high technical ability with no mongrel if I am to play my style of sexy football.
01:37 - 01:40Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter
01:40 - 01:42Please dont tell Wellington we are Sheep Kenny
01:42 - 01:46At least the supporters would find that entertaining.
01:46 - 01:48I have arranged to issue another 5000 free tickets to the next home game
01:48 - 01:52Great so we will have a total gate of 5500!
01:53 - 01:54I can't even watch them!
01:56 - 01:57The same shit excuses as usual
01:57 - 02:00"Yes, we know what we're doing wrong!"
02:00 - 02:03"Yes, we'll play better next week"
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13They need a lot more than a player or 20
02:14 - 02:16They need a goddamn miracle
02:17 - 02:21And they're asking a master-craftsman like me to lead them? NO WAY!
02:27 - 02:29They're doomed if I say no!
02:30 - 02:34If only they would learn from some of my previous matches
02:34 - 02:375 people masturbating would get more of the ball than them
02:41 - 02:42Too old for this...
02:43 - 02:47Too old for telling boys how to grow some balls and become men
02:48 - 02:53I throw the magnets at the board when we're 15 goals down at quarter time and say "there's the plan"
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. That'll work.
02:56 - 02:59Who do they think they're fooling?
03:00 - 03:02The supporters are idiots for paying $6 to see such rubbish
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, we get in for free on my membership.
03:14 - 03:16They keep coming down for some strange reason
03:19 - 03:23They'll feel satisfied with the results
03:25 - 03:26Scoreless again...
03:31 - 03:33Nothing. Will change.
03:40 - 03:46Tell them I will only consider to do it if Fevola signs on for 5 years
03:46 - 03:49He'll sink enough piss at the bar to pay my wage
03:53 - 03:56I can't do much worse than now