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| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have parted company with Alistaire |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And signed a retired donkey from Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, we can pay him lots of money and never get to see him play, so he will fit in well! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So Kenny we wish you luck for the rest of the season. |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | So I'm coaching he Glory this weekend? |
| 00:20 - 00:22 | I'm looking forward to the challenge! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Umm... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Can we ask one favour? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Will there be anychance of getting the ball into the final third? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that found watching the NTC frustrating and predictable to watch please leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Im guessing the only reason you twats remain |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Is because you want me to play your sons! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Its bad enough that this club is run by the players |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to fucking happen each week? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We are fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've seen them! They are all to TALL to be footballers! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I need high technical ability with no mongrel if I am to play my style of sexy football. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Please dont tell Wellington we are Sheep Kenny |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | At least the supporters would find that entertaining. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I have arranged to issue another 5000 free tickets to the next home game |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Great so we will have a total gate of 5500! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I can't even watch them! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit excuses as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we know what we're doing wrong!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we'll play better next week" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need a lot more than a player or 20 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn miracle |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And they're asking a master-craftsman like me to lead them? NO WAY! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed if I say no! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from some of my previous matches |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | 5 people masturbating would get more of the ball than them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too old for this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too old for telling boys how to grow some balls and become men |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I throw the magnets at the board when we're 15 goals down at quarter time and say "there's the plan" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The supporters are idiots for paying $6 to see such rubbish |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we get in for free on my membership. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They keep coming down for some strange reason |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Scoreless again... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell them I will only consider to do it if Fevola signs on for 5 years |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He'll sink enough piss at the bar to pay my wage |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can't do much worse than now |
