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00:04 - 00:05We have parted company with Alistaire
00:05 - 00:07And signed a retired donkey from Berlin
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, we can pay him lots of money and never get to see him play, so he will fit in well!
00:12 - 00:15So Kenny we wish you luck for the rest of the season.
00:17 - 00:20So I'm coaching he Glory this weekend?
00:20 - 00:22I'm looking forward to the challenge!
00:24 - 00:26Umm...
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33Can we ask one favour?
00:34 - 00:36Will there be anychance of getting the ball into the final third?
00:53 - 00:58Anyone that found watching the NTC frustrating and predictable to watch please leave now.
01:13 - 01:15Im guessing the only reason you twats remain
01:15 - 01:17Is because you want me to play your sons!
01:18 - 01:23Its bad enough that this club is run by the players
01:25 - 01:28What do they think is going to fucking happen each week?
01:29 - 01:31We are fucked!
01:31 - 01:34I've seen them! They are all to TALL to be footballers!
01:34 - 01:37I need high technical ability with no mongrel if I am to play my style of sexy football.
01:37 - 01:40Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter
01:40 - 01:42Please dont tell Wellington we are Sheep Kenny
01:42 - 01:46At least the supporters would find that entertaining.
01:46 - 01:48I have arranged to issue another 5000 free tickets to the next home game
01:48 - 01:52Great so we will have a total gate of 5500!
01:53 - 01:54I can't even watch them!
01:56 - 01:57The same shit excuses as usual
01:57 - 02:00"Yes, we know what we're doing wrong!"
02:00 - 02:03"Yes, we'll play better next week"
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13They need a lot more than a player or 20
02:14 - 02:16They need a goddamn miracle
02:17 - 02:21And they're asking a master-craftsman like me to lead them? NO WAY!
02:27 - 02:29They're doomed if I say no!
02:30 - 02:34If only they would learn from some of my previous matches
02:34 - 02:375 people masturbating would get more of the ball than them
02:41 - 02:42Too old for this...
02:43 - 02:47Too old for telling boys how to grow some balls and become men
02:48 - 02:53I throw the magnets at the board when we're 15 goals down at quarter time and say "there's the plan"
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. That'll work.
02:56 - 02:59Who do they think they're fooling?
03:00 - 03:02The supporters are idiots for paying $6 to see such rubbish
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, we get in for free on my membership.
03:14 - 03:16They keep coming down for some strange reason
03:19 - 03:23They'll feel satisfied with the results
03:25 - 03:26Scoreless again...
03:31 - 03:33Nothing. Will change.
03:40 - 03:46Tell them I will only consider to do it if Fevola signs on for 5 years
03:46 - 03:49He'll sink enough piss at the bar to pay my wage
03:53 - 03:56I can't do much worse than now