00:00 - 00:07We must begin our search immediately, he could not have gotten far. The Duck Pond or Empo at most
00:04 - 00:05He could not have gotten far
00:08 - 00:12We must begin our search immediately .
00:17 - 00:19He could have just gotten disoriented in Band's UA.
00:18 - 00:20 He could have just gotten disoriented in Band's UA.
00:19 - 00:24Or Kilo's, God forbid.
00:20 - 00:25Or Kilo's, God forbid.
00:25 - 00:28Sir, he...
00:31 - 00:34He was last seen boarding a bus
00:34 - 00:36Maybe he confused I-Pass with U-Pass
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who does not know the alphabet leave. Cashman, Peacock, Garth, and Kelly.
01:13 - 01:15This is an outrage!
01:15 - 01:17How is it possible to enroll in Virginia Tech
01:18 - 01:23without knowing the difference between an I and U!?
01:25 - 01:28Does he think
01:30 - 01:34that because he ate dinner with C/CSM Dickey every night
01:34 - 01:37he thinks we have singled him out?
01:37 - 01:40that he is the best Cadet to waddle-drag around Upper Quad
01:40 - 01:42Sir, but have you seen him in the shower, it is impossible to drag properly with that-
01:42 - 01:46I don't want to hear one more "BBC" comment from you, Daniels!
01:46 - 01:47Sir, I'm not the same person I was in high school
01:47 - 01:49Maybe he has changed too
01:49 - 01:53No! A development like that does not happen overnight!
01:53 - 01:55Mr. Siesto!...
01:55 - 02:00...cannot have all the attention in the Head. Waltzing around thinking he's so highspeed
02:00 - 02:03Why do you think I shit with the door open?
02:04 - 02:08Why must the Cadre, every day, have to spend more time correcting him
02:08 - 02:13rather than focusing their attention on more pertinent issues!?
02:14 - 02:16He never has a name tag on
02:17 - 02:21And yet everyone in the Regiment knows his name. Everyone!
02:27 - 02:29He makes all of India look bad
02:30 - 02:34Especially the Cadre, even more so me.
02:34 - 02:36That New Cadet is ruining my reputation
02:41 - 02:42He wants to be a Green Beret ..
02:43 - 02:47He can't even remember to put his cover on, shine his shoes, or iron his pants
02:48 - 02:51You know what he said to me yesterday?
02:51 - 02:54"By your leave, except for my Buds and I"
02:54 - 02:56Or maybe it was "expect my Buds and I"...
02:56 - 03:00Either way! He hosed on his Buds
03:00 - 03:03Hosed on them so hard!
03:05 - 03:10No, not literally
03:14 - 03:18He makes me so mad I forgot the pressing issue...
03:19 - 03:24Bring him back, I hate to say it but go find him
03:25 - 03:29Willingly or not
03:30 - 03:29But how to find him?
03:40 - 03:42Go, look for clues: startle civilian faces
03:42 - 03:44piss-bottles
03:44 - 03:46and after the sun goes down: toothpaste
03:46 - 03:49Roxanne could be with him, hopefully the correct consistency
03:53 - 03:57Siesto will be the death of me...