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Buds, Siesto's Missing
We must begin our search immediately, he could not have gotten far. The Duck Pond or Empo at most He could not have gotten far We must begin our search immediately . He could have just gotten disoriented in Band's UA. He could have just gotten disoriented in Band's UA. Or Kilo's, God forbid.

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00:00 - 00:07We must begin our search immediately, he could not have gotten far. The Duck Pond or Empo at most
00:04 - 00:05He could not have gotten far
00:08 - 00:12We must begin our search immediately .
00:17 - 00:19He could have just gotten disoriented in Band's UA.
00:18 - 00:20 He could have just gotten disoriented in Band's UA.
00:19 - 00:24Or Kilo's, God forbid.
00:20 - 00:25Or Kilo's, God forbid.
00:25 - 00:28Sir, he...
00:31 - 00:34He was last seen boarding a bus
00:34 - 00:36Maybe he confused I-Pass with U-Pass
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who does not know the alphabet leave. Cashman, Peacock, Garth, and Kelly.
01:13 - 01:15This is an outrage!
01:15 - 01:17How is it possible to enroll in Virginia Tech
01:18 - 01:23without knowing the difference between an I and U!?
01:25 - 01:28Does he think
01:30 - 01:34that because he ate dinner with C/CSM Dickey every night
01:34 - 01:37he thinks we have singled him out?
01:37 - 01:40that he is the best Cadet to waddle-drag around Upper Quad
01:40 - 01:42Sir, but have you seen him in the shower, it is impossible to drag properly with that-
01:42 - 01:46I don't want to hear one more "BBC" comment from you, Daniels!
01:46 - 01:47Sir, I'm not the same person I was in high school
01:47 - 01:49Maybe he has changed too
01:49 - 01:53No! A development like that does not happen overnight!
01:53 - 01:55Mr. Siesto!...
01:55 - 02:00...cannot have all the attention in the Head. Waltzing around thinking he's so highspeed
02:00 - 02:03Why do you think I shit with the door open?
02:04 - 02:08Why must the Cadre, every day, have to spend more time correcting him
02:08 - 02:13rather than focusing their attention on more pertinent issues!?
02:14 - 02:16He never has a name tag on
02:17 - 02:21And yet everyone in the Regiment knows his name. Everyone!
02:27 - 02:29He makes all of India look bad
02:30 - 02:34Especially the Cadre, even more so me.
02:34 - 02:36That New Cadet is ruining my reputation
02:41 - 02:42He wants to be a Green Beret ..
02:43 - 02:47He can't even remember to put his cover on, shine his shoes, or iron his pants
02:48 - 02:51You know what he said to me yesterday?
02:51 - 02:54"By your leave, except for my Buds and I"
02:54 - 02:56Or maybe it was "expect my Buds and I"...
02:56 - 03:00Either way! He hosed on his Buds
03:00 - 03:03Hosed on them so hard!
03:05 - 03:10No, not literally
03:14 - 03:18He makes me so mad I forgot the pressing issue...
03:19 - 03:24Bring him back, I hate to say it but go find him
03:25 - 03:29Willingly or not
03:30 - 03:29But how to find him?
03:40 - 03:42Go, look for clues: startle civilian faces
03:42 - 03:44piss-bottles
03:44 - 03:46and after the sun goes down: toothpaste
03:46 - 03:49Roxanne could be with him, hopefully the correct consistency
03:53 - 03:57Siesto will be the death of me...