00:00 - 00:03I've been working on destinations for your next month's bid.
00:04 - 00:05I know how much you like Germany, so I'm putting in Berlin as AWARD HIGH.
00:05 - 00:07In addition, you should bid for any 767 flying that may be available.
00:08 - 00:12I know how senior that goes, so we'll still prioritize the deep 757 Europe trips.
00:12 - 00:15I've been to Berlin a lot this winter, I think I'll go back there later in the summer time.
00:17 - 00:19Sir...
00:19 - 00:21You have...
00:24 - 00:26You have been assigned a March advancement date to fly the A320 out of Dulles.
00:27 - 00:28Stonecold...
00:31 - 00:33Stonecold won't be available today.
00:34 - 00:36There's a doughnut sale at Monroe Bakery.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who still plays COD can leave now.
01:13 - 01:15IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS?!
01:15 - 01:17A DOUGHNUT FUCKING SALE AT MONROE?
01:18 - 01:23WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO RUN THE SERVER?!
01:25 - 01:28Oh, this is the last straw.
01:29 - 01:31I may as well retire to the cafeteria!
01:31 - 01:34And those clowns who still play COD,
01:34 - 01:37KNIVES ONLY! PISTOLS ONLY!
01:37 - 01:40WHY NOT NAIL CLIPPERS ONLY?!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, BrownFox will be running the BF server.
01:42 - 01:46BROWNFOX COULDN'T RUN A LEMONADE STAND!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, he cannot help it if the server keeps crashing.
01:48 - 01:52AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE MAPS HE CHOOSES!
01:53 - 01:54THEY'RE TOO SMALL!!!
01:56 - 01:57The opposing team gets backed into a corner!
01:57 - 02:00The round degenerates into a camping fest!
02:00 - 02:03They may as well break out the marshmallows!
02:04 - 02:08I don't stay in at lunch to be tank fodder!
02:08 - 02:13And every goddamned round he picks is OLD SCHOOL!
02:14 - 02:16Doesn't he know that reopens old wounds for me?!
02:17 - 02:21At this rate, I should just play Stratego at lunchtime... with STALIN!
02:27 - 02:29I understand BrownFox.
02:30 - 02:34He misses 1942: Secret Weapons. SO DO I !!
02:34 - 02:36Those jet packs were the shit!
02:41 - 02:42Holy hell.
02:43 - 02:47What ARE my GOD DAMNED CHOICES at this point?!
02:48 - 02:53The COD faction has ruined gameplay with their stupid ass rules!
02:54 - 02:56Pistols only my butt!
02:56 - 02:59What army limits itself to sidearms?!
03:00 - 03:02I'll bet Anna buys into this crap!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Anna, we know you'd rather play hardcore.
03:14 - 03:16We may as well go to La Pita.
03:19 - 03:23If only Stonecold knew the trouble he's caused.
03:25 - 03:26Is anyone else hungry?
03:31 - 03:33Yeah, that's what I figured.
03:40 - 03:46It's been a while since I've had their crushed lentil soup.
03:46 - 03:49I hope they haven't changed the recipe.
03:53 - 03:56The lemon juice makes it.