| 00:00 - 00:03 | I've been working on destinations for your next month's bid. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I know how much you like Germany, so I'm putting in Berlin as AWARD HIGH. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In addition, you should bid for any 767 flying that may be available. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I know how senior that goes, so we'll still prioritize the deep 757 Europe trips. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I've been to Berlin a lot this winter, I think I'll go back there later in the summer time. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sir... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You have... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | You have been assigned a March advancement date to fly the A320 out of Dulles. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stonecold... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stonecold won't be available today. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There's a doughnut sale at Monroe Bakery. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who still plays COD can leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A DOUGHNUT FUCKING SALE AT MONROE? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO RUN THE SERVER?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh, this is the last straw. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I may as well retire to the cafeteria! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And those clowns who still play COD, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | KNIVES ONLY! PISTOLS ONLY! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHY NOT NAIL CLIPPERS ONLY?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, BrownFox will be running the BF server. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BROWNFOX COULDN'T RUN A LEMONADE STAND! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he cannot help it if the server keeps crashing. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE MAPS HE CHOOSES! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY'RE TOO SMALL!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The opposing team gets backed into a corner! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The round degenerates into a camping fest! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They may as well break out the marshmallows! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't stay in at lunch to be tank fodder! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And every goddamned round he picks is OLD SCHOOL! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Doesn't he know that reopens old wounds for me?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At this rate, I should just play Stratego at lunchtime... with STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I understand BrownFox. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He misses 1942: Secret Weapons. SO DO I !! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Those jet packs were the shit! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Holy hell. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What ARE my GOD DAMNED CHOICES at this point?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The COD faction has ruined gameplay with their stupid ass rules! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Pistols only my butt! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What army limits itself to sidearms?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll bet Anna buys into this crap! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, we know you'd rather play hardcore. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We may as well go to La Pita. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If only Stonecold knew the trouble he's caused. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Is anyone else hungry? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Yeah, that's what I figured. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's been a while since I've had their crushed lentil soup. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hope they haven't changed the recipe. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The lemon juice makes it. |
