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Charles Garrard fucks the spraying
A revolutionary documentary into the insight of sprayer operator and NIAB Tag winner Charles Garrard and his colleagues.

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00:00 - 00:03We have a large problemo. Charles Garrard has fucked our spraying.
00:04 - 00:05So far, hes put T2 on here
00:05 - 00:07here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, its on the back of Becca Heskeths reccomendations
00:12 - 00:15but he has also sprayed here and here
00:17 - 00:19Its a massive fuck up.
00:19 - 00:21Very similar to when he shit the bed.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28I said....
00:31 - 00:33I wouldn't mention that. He aspires to be a bull.
00:34 - 00:36He is supposed to be a BNOC.
00:53 - 00:58I do not care my friend. Remove yourself if you arent an IAgM member
01:13 - 01:15Who puts in Excalibur thinking its wheat?
01:15 - 01:17He is useless. Next he will say Roussin sheep are profitable.
01:18 - 01:23And that Kerry Hills are viable in Lincolnshire
01:25 - 01:28Next he will tell me to put up a Roundhouse.
01:29 - 01:31Then we will be fucked.
01:31 - 01:34Look what happened to the challenger.
01:34 - 01:37Broke down. Same as Kendalls.
01:37 - 01:40We will end up truly dependent on the chickens making profit.
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we need a pig. Like that of Dingus'.
01:42 - 01:46And do you think that will make profit?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, we need an advisor then.
01:48 - 01:52Well Jeremy Franks was crap, who do you suggest?
01:53 - 01:54Philip Cain is too expensive for us
01:56 - 01:57Its all about the yows and cows.
01:57 - 02:00Give me a square shed with Limmys and Mules any day
02:00 - 02:03That is profit.
02:04 - 02:08Shut your shit about agromomy
02:08 - 02:13Put it all to grass. I have told you. Crops are shit.
02:14 - 02:16We need a strategy
02:17 - 02:21Not some arsehole with a Bateman who cant shut the boom off on the headland
02:27 - 02:29I'd rather farm pigs than that.
02:30 - 02:34Get me some tabs and a gin. Inside my belly
02:34 - 02:36And then get me a women. For sex.
02:41 - 02:42Sex I say.
02:43 - 02:47Tell them: Let iz see ya box man
02:48 - 02:53And if they say no. Bundle them into the Berlingo and take them to Lav.
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. Oh Meykel.
02:56 - 02:59Sex sex sex. Tabs tabs tab.
03:00 - 03:02No bull beef. No roussins.
03:04 - 03:07Its OK. He has some baby oil.
03:14 - 03:16Ring Bill and tell him we are putting it all to grass.
03:19 - 03:23And ring Dave and sack him
03:25 - 03:26Elliot is now manager.
03:31 - 03:33We might as well fuck the job more
03:40 - 03:46Although make sure he AI's the cows cervix not its arsehole
03:46 - 03:49And ring Felicity. We have a serious demand for cake here.
03:53 - 03:56Now its time for the Lonny.