| 00:00 - 00:01 | Environment Canada |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | has forecast rain with snow for the next week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | a cold front is coming down |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | over saskatchewan |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | snow and heavy rain is forecast |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with no break for at least 2 weeks |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | this is just a weatherman trying to scare us |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The sun will shine and be warm |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | This forecast is |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | from Drew Lerner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He has predicted every major storm this century. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is also known as the weathermans weatherman |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with wheat left to harvest please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why havent these lazy bastards finished? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They have had plenty of time to get their wheat combined! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Everyone should have new combines and grain carts |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Only A couple of guys are running older John Deeres |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and are only using 10 inch augers |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I told all farmers to go get a new combines |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now they all expect to be hooked up to natural gas. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did they all think that global warming was real? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Justin assured them that snow is a thing of the past. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Justin and Climate Barbi can't tell you what the weather was yesterday |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | AL Gore also says the earth has a fever |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | AL Gore? AL GORE! he couldn't find his ass with both hands tied behind his back |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And if any one mentions that fruit fly guy suzuki |
| 01:59 - 02:01 | I'll personally send them to auschwitz |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Every year its the same old thing..hottest year ever, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Sea Levels are rising, glaciers are melting |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just once can't we have a normal fall with nice dry weather? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Is that too much to ask? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | now our only hope is that John Deere can deliver that 9770 on time |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And that 630D header |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Is everyone stupid! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | once we get nice weather you guys better be ready to go |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | no sitting around drinking coffee |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | complaining about the last dumb thing that the liberals have done |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The carbon tax is on its way whether you like it or not |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So get used to it. The next election is a whole year away |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry justin can return to drama school |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now everyone take a deep breath... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we have NAFTA just about agreed on. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We don't want milk boards or automobile production in canada anyways |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm sure all our irregular immigrants will fit right in |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We just need to make sure they vote liberal next year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And make sure they never hear about the PPC! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Frigging weather |
