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Hitler Collects Hot Wheels
Hitler is on the hunt for the Mazda 787B from the Circuit Legends set

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00:00 - 00:03Toys R Us is gone, so we've had to search elsewhere.
00:04 - 00:05So far we've checked Target...
00:05 - 00:07... Hobby Lobby, and Kroger.
00:08 - 00:12No Car Cultures at all. Just fantasy castings...
00:12 - 00:15... and that 50th Favorites Econoline that nobody likes.
00:17 - 00:19That's fine. We can hit up Wal-Mart.
00:19 - 00:21I bet they've got a Mazda 787B for me.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Steiner...
00:31 - 00:33Steiner saw an Instagram from HWCholo420.
00:34 - 00:36It was a Wal-Mart shopping cart full of Mazda 787Bs.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who buys their Hot Wheels on eBay, leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15Freaking scalpers!
01:15 - 01:17They're scalping us out of our entire hobby!
01:18 - 01:23How can it be so freaking hard for one guy to get one miserable little car?
01:25 - 01:28Pardon freaking me for having a family and a war to manage.
01:29 - 01:31By the time I get off work everything's gone!
01:31 - 01:34It's all Zombots and that goofy Chevy SS!
01:34 - 01:37Every time I go in there I'm full of hope!
01:37 - 01:40But all I find are dinosaurs with engines shoved up their butts!
01:40 - 01:42Tomica Limited Vintage makes a 787B you know--
01:42 - 01:46Oh? Great! I'll take out a 2nd mortgage on this bunker for a single diecast!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, They make what you want, and it's better quality.
01:48 - 01:52Not 20 times better, but that's what they cost!
01:53 - 01:54You don't get it!
01:56 - 01:57Hot Wheels are a cheap thrill!
01:57 - 02:00They cost less than the crappy food at Sonic!
02:00 - 02:03I don't have to think! I just buy!
02:04 - 02:08But thanks to eBay any yahoo who can spot a Datsun can clean house!
02:08 - 02:13And pretty soon I'm dropping ten bucks on a mainline! Plus shipping!
02:14 - 02:16it makes me feel like the biggest sucker alive.
02:17 - 02:21I might as well go broke on 1:18s like Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I just wanna buy my little cars.
02:30 - 02:34Have that magic moment in the store...
02:34 - 02:36... when you find the right car and you're king of the world.
02:41 - 02:42But look at me.
02:43 - 02:47I haven't found anything on the pegs in weeks! Anywhere!
02:48 - 02:53And you know who's really to blame? It's not the scalpers.
02:54 - 02:56It's Mattel. There, I said it.
02:56 - 02:59They have no idea what their customers want.
03:00 - 03:02They stuff the pegs with fantasy castings and bread trucks from Matchbox!
03:04 - 03:07It's OK. I collect Matchbox too.
03:14 - 03:16This hobby is making me crazy.
03:19 - 03:23I'm becoming one of those nutjobs who freaks out...
03:25 - 03:26... when the card's bent.
03:31 - 03:33The scalpers win.
03:40 - 03:46Maybe I'll just stick to Johnny Lightning and Greenlight. They know what adult collectors like.
03:46 - 03:49You won't ever see them sell a toilet on wheels.
03:53 - 03:56I could always use another Mustang Fastback I guess.