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Hitler Parody EA Negotiations
Hitler Parody EA Negotiations not goining the companies way.

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00:00 - 00:03We made several changes to the Enterprise Agreement
00:04 - 00:05We deleted key clauses and put in confusing wording statements here
00:05 - 00:07Here and here
00:08 - 00:12We made them so we can enforce them any way we want
00:12 - 00:15Despite what we told them what the “Intent” of the clause is
00:17 - 00:19That will fuck them
00:19 - 00:21Are the results from the vote in?
00:24 - 00:26Ummm...
00:27 - 00:28Yes…
00:31 - 00:33The result was not what we were expecting
00:34 - 00:3698% voted “NO” and there were only 4 “YES” votes
00:53 - 00:58Everyone not on the negotiating team get out
01:13 - 01:15Why didn’t they vote it in?
01:15 - 01:17I offered the carrot, I tried using the stick
01:18 - 01:23I threatened to cancel the agreement and go back to the award
01:25 - 01:28Why havent they broken?
01:29 - 01:31We went to IBB
01:31 - 01:34We made up facts and figures to suit our case
01:34 - 01:37The commissioner was on our side
01:37 - 01:40We even bought out that useless Solomon information that no one understands
01:40 - 01:42But they are united against us
01:42 - 01:46I let them keep their “5 Panel Roster”, I offered them a sign on bonus and “Cash Incentives”
01:46 - 01:48They see through our tricks, they cant be bullied
01:48 - 01:52Don’t they know how lucky they are to have their jobs?
01:53 - 01:54Now the Liberal Party is all fucked up
01:56 - 01:57There is so much in-fighting
01:57 - 02:00We now have a new Prime Minister again!
02:00 - 02:03Turnbull, Morrison, Dutton and Abbot are all as bad as each other
02:04 - 02:08Bill Shorten popularity is growing and he was in town last week rallying support
02:08 - 02:13At this rate Labour will win the election for sure
02:14 - 02:16Then we will have no power to negotiate
02:17 - 02:21We need to get the Enterprise Agreement we want while we can still use Work Choices
02:27 - 02:29And whats is #BBD
02:30 - 02:34I see it on stickers, coffee cups, signs,and now painted on the road
02:34 - 02:36I have tried Googling it,
02:41 - 02:42What does
02:43 - 02:47“Big Black D#@ks”
02:48 - 02:53Or “Bell Biv DeVoe” have to do with this?
02:54 - 02:56They are just openly mocking me
02:56 - 02:59Don’t they know that I am in charge?
03:00 - 03:02Somebody tell me what it means
03:04 - 03:07Its OK, I don’t know what #BBD means either
03:14 - 03:16But I made promises to London
03:19 - 03:23I can’t afford to get fired from another job again
03:25 - 03:26We have lost
03:31 - 03:33Plans “D” and “E” won’t work either
03:40 - 03:46They are threatening Protected Industrial Action
03:46 - 03:49I thought this would be easy
03:53 - 03:56I don’t know where to go from here