00:00 - 00:03 | They started off here against that team Shkupi |
00:04 - 00:05 | Then they pumped Osijek away |
00:05 - 00:07 | Now they seen off Maribor Mr Lawell |
00:08 - 00:12 | Seems they've now got a piss easy play off against some mob called UFA. |
00:12 - 00:15 | ...and then that'll be them in the group stages. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Remind me again what happened in Greece |
00:19 - 00:21 | ...against AEK Athens? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Lawwell... |
00:27 - 00:28 | We lost. |
00:31 - 00:33 | But at least we have nice new Disco Lights. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Only cost us £2 Million. |
00:53 - 00:58 | All those not involved with these so called Disco Lights leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking Disco lights!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Every cunt and their granny is laughing at us! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Even that English prick Sutton is poking fun at us for fuck sake! |
01:25 - 01:28 | £2million on lights and we canny even sign wee McGinn? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Out of the Champions League and lost £30million! |
01:31 - 01:34 | But at least we've nice fancy fucking lights! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I needed that Champions League money! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Why are we no signing players? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Because you wont give Brendan any money to spend. |
01:42 - 01:46 | That's no a bloody excuse,We did it last year! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Lawwell we can't survive on loan deals. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Our stadium is falling apart for god sake! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Who's gonnae pay for that? |
01:56 - 01:57 | The city council |
01:57 - 02:00 | canny pay for everything you know! |
02:00 - 02:03 | They've already gave us a big fancy walkway! |
02:04 - 02:08 | And you told me Gerrard would fuck it up at Ibrox! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Well that's no going to plan is it!? They are coming after us you shower of nonces! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I want this treble treble!! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Torbett court case is looming as well for christ sake! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Get Man City on the phone. |
02:30 - 02:34 | See if they can lend us anymore young boys for this season. |
02:34 - 02:36 | This is now the Celtic way. |
02:41 - 02:42 | I thought they were deed. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Then that big bastard Dave King comes along and look at them now! |
02:48 - 02:53 | How am I gonnae show face at the next SFA meeting? |
02:54 - 02:56 | We're an embarrassment to our league. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Zombies this and Sevco that. |
03:00 - 03:02 | They never went away you know. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Bernadette, We can still use the lights for communions at the ground. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe the tide IS turning. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Phil Macgiollabhain has even stopped tweeting about them. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Can we get a refund on the lights? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Somebody must have the receipt. |
03:40 - 03:46 | We play them in a couple of weeks as well and you know what? |
03:46 - 03:49 | They're just about to fucking sign Lafferty, nightmare. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe 55 is on the way. |