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The Rise and Fall of the Churro Reich
In Which Scalzi Turns Out To Be a Surprisingly Poor Agent of White Genocide

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00:00 - 00:03Yesterday, apparently, according to leading racists,
00:04 - 00:05you called for the genocide of white folks
00:05 - 00:07and told credit card companies to shove off.
00:08 - 00:12Now you will have to plan the whole thing,
00:12 - 00:15even though your schedule is packed.
00:17 - 00:19I have some availability after my noon phone meeting,
00:19 - 00:21and before my 2pm nap.
00:24 - 00:26Mr. Scalzi ...
00:27 - 00:28One of your Twitter followers ...
00:31 - 00:33has a thing at 1pm and would prefer
00:34 - 00:36not to be wiped from existence before then.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone eligible to vote for the Hugo, Nebula, or Locus, should leave.
01:13 - 01:15JEEZ WHITE PEOPLE
01:15 - 01:17IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOUR NEEDS ISN'T IT.
01:18 - 01:23LOOK, THE REST OF HUMANITY NEEDS THE PLANET THIS AFTERNOON.
01:25 - 01:28You know how this works.
01:29 - 01:31I write from 7 to 9 in the morning.
01:31 - 01:34I post the BIg Idea at 10.
01:34 - 01:37I have a phone meeting at noon.
01:37 - 01:40My nap is at 2pm. ALL OF YOU KNOW THIS!!!
01:40 - 01:42Mr. Scalzi, if you move the nap up a couple hours that would--
01:42 - 01:46I'M NOT "MOVING THE NAP UP A COUPLE HOURS!"
01:46 - 01:48Mr. Scalzi, you might find the rest makes you more productive--
01:48 - 01:52The genocide will be at 1pm.
01:53 - 01:54THE NAP WILL BE AT 2.
01:56 - 01:57So far,
01:57 - 02:00the leading response to White Genocide is,
02:00 - 02:03"Oh good, I can skip out of these commitments."
02:04 - 02:08So way to accept the end, white folks!
02:08 - 02:13Look, people, I just found out I called for white genocide.
02:14 - 02:16I didn't know I would have to plan the whole thing too!
02:17 - 02:21In retrospect I wish I'd tweeted something angry ABOUT STALIN!
02:27 - 02:29Thanks, white folks, for the cooperation.
02:30 - 02:34This white genocide is a surprise to me too,
02:34 - 02:36but I'm glad we'll pull it off on such short notice.
02:41 - 02:42And yes, that was sarcasm.
02:43 - 02:47You know what? Just forget it.
02:48 - 02:53I didn't even ASK to be put in charge of this white genocide
02:54 - 02:56but I MADE AN EFFORT.
02:56 - 02:59You all let me down.
03:00 - 03:02I guess the world is stuck with white people for a little longer.
03:04 - 03:07Actually this works out well for us.
03:14 - 03:16I guess I should tell you ...
03:19 - 03:23I was all set to do this yesterday.
03:25 - 03:26Just pro bono.
03:31 - 03:33I grabbed an axe and map ...
03:40 - 03:46I went to start the car, and the car wouldn't start. So. Yeah.
03:46 - 03:49Kind of embarrassing.
03:53 - 03:56Look, I'm disappointed too.