| 00:00 - 00:03 | Yaletown has many good lunch options |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | and it's only a short walk to more economical choices |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And these is always Urban Thai. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and if you have to have a sandwich there's Quiznos and Subway too |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | I don't want processed lunchmeat |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want something cripsy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Um... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | have you considered DD Mau? They do nice bánh mìs. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have pork and beef and chicken too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone out of the room except these three clowns |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | .....you expect me to go to Subway or Quiznos! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you think a "Chicken Ranch" is even remotely the same?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Can you even imagine me eating a bánh mì? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Subway has that smell, what is it, mayo and bread? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Schnitzel is crispy and warm! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've been eating it for years and that is what I want! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not a fucking Cold Cut Combo |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do you think all those Quiznos subs really taste that different? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they also have salads and cookies- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I want no sandwich too long to fit on a plate! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they cut it in half, it's not that- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you think I CARE. I want my Euro Schnitzel! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A Subway Club is not a EuroClub! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They took notes on my garnish, |
| 01:57 - 01:59 | They knew what I liked! |
| 01:59 - 02:03 | And they always put my hot pepper on the side! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | How can they be out of business? |
| 02:12 - 02:16 | I've supported them for four long years. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Sure, I ignored most of the menu, but only because the schnitzel was so good! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe they're closed for a holiday |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe they re-located, these things happen |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Their website probably just needs to be updated |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This cannot be the end |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Their sandwiches stayed warn because they used that foil paper wrapping |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now what will I eat at my desk? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I trusted them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But Euro Schnitzel was always there for me |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now I'm suffering and you offer me a Vietnamese sub? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. He can try Phat |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tomorrow I will pack a lunch at home. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can make my own sandwich, maybe something with leftovers. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's for the best |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | YBC does schnitzel. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Yes, but it's much too thick, it's more like a cutlet. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and it's $13.99, and I don't like their fries. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just leave me alone. |
