| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our propaganda has worked |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have home FULL NODE users |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Who think they secure the network |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | LN channels to hubs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we control the Hubs! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send the payload at once. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Move all the BTC. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The LN.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The LN cannot handle payments over $5 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Otherwise the onion routing fails. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | LN devs, you stay. Everyone. Else. Leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | "BEST DEVS EVER" you say? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Incompetant basement dwelling neckbeards! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You had 3 yrs to build something we were stealing from the 90s. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Carrier pigeons would be faster! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is a dead end. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How can we ever get them to use SIDECHAINS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | if we can't even get these E-TABS working? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I should just use a fucking PENCIL instead of this shit ! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Our best devs will solve this, we need more time |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We are OUT of time. BCH scales onchain, right now! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Bitcoin Cash will not defeat us. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You keep saying that yet you keep fucking up. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We must do something, NOW. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Prepare a PoS Fork, immediately. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Get our Cobra asset to start pushing it. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We must convince them all, it is the only way. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Get that Idiot Vays to do another live podcast. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and bring that Song cowboy asshat in for some more press. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they must NOT know LN will never work... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and BTC onchain TXs will only be for the elite! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I try to help blockstream |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I should have done it ALL BY MYSELF. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I could have outcoded you monkeys. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 100 monkeys. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 100 monkeys on a typewriter could have built a better Lightning "Network". |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should have never STOLEN hashcash |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | from Cynthia Dwork and Moni Naor. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They invented it 5 yrs earlier, and i got the credit. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and we still can't send a TX through LN? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, just HODL. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have never started Blockstream |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Bitcoin would already be global p2p cash without me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | i'm worthless |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I should quit like Greg did. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will lose everything. The cartoon avatars, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ..the benefits that magical crypto friends brings us. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Everything we built will be gone. |
