Booking A European Tour
18,077 views • 7/24/2016
Hitler books a tour for his new band from the West Coast
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've emailed Les Instants Chavirés in Paris |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | a few pubs in Belgium |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and now we're looking at London... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Cafe Oto, the Vortex... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as well as The London Review of Books. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Wels, Nickelsdorf |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Ulrichsberg, Vienna. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Those venues... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Those venues are completely booked. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Brötzmann, Zorn, the Dutch |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who think Colin Stetson is an innovator may leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The same guys every year! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They book the same old farts every year! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Zorn turns 60, Evan Parker 70 |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Brötzmann trots his tired ass |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The Ex have some new schtick |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How can the Europeans |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Listen to the same old free jazz farting |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Year after year |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Zorn's latest is about cowboy Kabbala |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why must he defile every musical genre? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Marc Ribot and Vandermark's new duo |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Perfect! I have time to save up for the 30 LP box set! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Let's hear some women players? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Musicians from anywhere but New York and Chicago |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | anywhere than Berlin, Tokyo, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Paris, Amsterdam, and fucking Norway! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There must some goddamn improvisers elsewhere. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Anything but the same fucking old men |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | that I've seen for decades |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They can start by banning all men who play saxophones! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | FMP's LP called "The Family" |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | has no women on it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A family with no women! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The presenters are cowards |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They ignore young musicians |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | So they can party with their friends |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Meanwhile we play door gigs |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And sleep on dirty floors |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So that Cecil Taylor can buy some blow! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. He can afford it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't help wondering |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If it's worth booking a tour |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or to stop |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Playing music altogether |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why travel 5,000 miles to play for three people |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | When I can play for three people here at home |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cancel Cafe Oto |
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