00:00 - 00:03 | Fear Factory has announced their US Headlining tour |
00:04 - 00:05 | They're doing 14 shows in August starting at |
00:05 - 00:07 | The Starline in Fresno, CA |
00:08 - 00:12 | Byron Stroud and Gene Hoglan aren't with the band anymore |
00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, Dino and Burton should tear it up |
00:17 - 00:19 | I'll be in Chicago all of August |
00:19 - 00:21 | Get the date and Pre-order the tickets |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They are playing the Juggalo Gathering |
00:34 - 00:36 | It's only one show but the only show they play in Illinois |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who bought and liked Transgression, get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Playing for a sea of white trash wiggers? |
01:18 - 01:23 | And no off date for non dirty brown water trash people? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Is this why Gene and Byron left? |
01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to The Industrialist. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Drums PROGRAMMED by Cazares! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Not one good track on the record! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they'll probably play a few off of Mechanize |
01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to play with fucking JUGGALOS?! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the Shockwave festival was cancelled and had little time to reschedule |
01:48 - 01:52 | My dentist appointent was cancelled, did I move into a trailer park? |
01:53 - 01:54 | This is bullshit! |
01:56 - 01:57 | This is worse than Coolio's mispelled Hatchetman tattoo |
01:57 - 02:00 | or Tila Tequila being bombed with Faygo |
02:00 - 02:03 | and NOT going into a comma |
02:04 - 02:08 | IS THIS REAL?!! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Hey Misery Index, pick up a phone and talk them out of it! |
02:14 - 02:16 | OH, you dropped off of Soundwave before Fear Factory did... |
02:17 - 02:21 | I'm sure they knew way before any of us and had to cut and run! |
02:27 - 02:29 | They were going to tour with Voivod |
02:30 - 02:34 | Cattle Decapitation... Misery Index... Adam Fucking Jarvis on drums |
02:34 - 02:36 | He is so fucking fast |
02:41 - 02:42 | But now... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Now they are playing for the god damn dark carnival of douchebag souls |
02:48 - 02:53 | Now they open for mother fucking I C P |
02:54 - 02:56 | ...fucking icp |
02:56 - 02:59 | How could they encourage those jack offs? |
03:00 - 03:02 | "Its the DARK Souls of a New Machine!" |
03:04 - 03:07 | We can get your FF tat lasered off... |
03:14 - 03:16 | This is the last time they trick me into liking them... |
03:19 - 03:23 | Go put the Mechanize record on... |
03:25 - 03:26 | "Final Exit" |
03:31 - 03:33 | I hate this... |
03:40 - 03:46 | more than Burton C Bell... |
03:46 - 03:49 | hates machines |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck you Fear Factory |