| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Turnbull has called an emergency Cabinet meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The councils and property developers are not following our orders |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They have a secret plan |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Redevelopment from Point Piper and Woollahra |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | From Watsons Bay to Clovelly Beach |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But Lucy and I agreed |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | no development in the posh Eastern suburbs |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Prime Minister |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Scomo |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Scomo was head of the Property Council |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's taking their bribes to betray you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, except Pyne, Cormann, Porter, Cash and Frydenberg |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Lucy will have my balls! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My fucking golden balls! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why the fuck is Point Piper being rezoned? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | To allow thousands of high-rise dog box apartments |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | for shitty 3rd world immigrants? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Can't they all live in that fucking dump Penrith? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | 30 negative polls in a row and now this? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This will crash housing prices overnight |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | As your real estate agent I advise a quick sale |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'm negative geared up the wazoo with a gigantic margin loan |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You won't pay even a cent of capital gains tax |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That margin loan is secured by my property portfolio |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And I've gone all in on Tesla shares |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I cant sell. I am miles underwater |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and Tesla is about to be wiped out |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I cant be Prime Minister if Im fucking bankrupt |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I demand my million dollars back from the Liberal Party, now! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The vested interests only ever give me policy turds to polish |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm surrounded by crooked rent-seeking parasites filling their boots |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Tony Abbott and Alan Jones fuck me in the ass every day |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I deserve respect |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm the genius barrister, the amazing tech entrepreneur |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why won't anyone listen to me anymore? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Liar loans |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Our housing debt is insane and the banks will have to be nationalised |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Iron ore crashing as China slows |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The dollar will go to 40 cents |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Endless immigration, crush-loaded cities, the Chinese taking over |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The Royal Commission, interest-only resets and the Fed raising rates |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | My mortgage is interest only also |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im shuffling deck chairs |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My reputation will be so fucked when the housing market craters |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Abbott is right |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm a professional liar and an immaculate hypocrite |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Peter Dutton, that dangerous idiot |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | he gets my shitty job |
