00:00 - 00:03 | Hark Knocks is gathering for season 2 |
00:04 - 00:05 | So far, we have some awesome owners from last release |
00:05 - 00:07 | and some awesome new guys as well. |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, this is going to be an amazing year in HK. |
00:12 - 00:15 | However, we need more guys on the waiting list. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of the guys on Operation Sports |
00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find some guys there who will be interested |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They only throw slants and run outside with their running backs on offense. |
00:34 - 00:36 | And only run man defense |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who beat Sporty by more than 30 last season, get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is wrong with these guys? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Joining sim leagues then playing like Zikry! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And these fuckers make the most ridiculous trades! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Sure thing, Cade! |
01:31 - 01:34 | You CAN trade Romo and Ware to SNG for Charles and Berry |
01:34 - 01:37 | Then I am the bad guy for saying no. |
01:37 - 01:40 | What the fuck else can I do! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Ryty just shit on CA again |
01:42 - 01:46 | And Reb is going to cheese with Gronk this year, I just fucking know it! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Bob, I appreciate all the hard work you do for HK |
01:48 - 01:52 | You just shut the fuck up, Diddy! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Muschamp should have never left Texas! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Then I have to deal with all the new owners |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes Bob, we won't go for it on 4th again." |
02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we promise not to run up the score again."" |
02:04 - 02:08 | Fuck all this shit! |
02:08 - 02:13 | And my co-commish Emmdot is too nice to put the fuckin' hammer down |
02:14 - 02:16 | Cimmy starting drama everywhere |
02:17 - 02:21 | If Noles kicks one more field goal up by 40 with :13 seconds left I am going to have a stroke |
02:27 - 02:29 | We are doomed if Madden sucks this year. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I created this league with a vision |
02:34 - 02:36 | A vision of SIM FOOTBALL |
02:41 - 02:42 | These clowns owe me... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running around with the QB like their Tim Tebow... |
02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw in the pocket and punt on 4th down! |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'm looking at you, Bouncer and BK! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
03:00 - 03:02 | We are the top sim league in the world! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, at least MG and Zikry are gone |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I am going overboard |
03:19 - 03:23 | All of TSO will see how great we can be together. |
03:25 - 03:26 | "The Premier Madden League." |
03:31 - 03:33 | We can make it happen. |
03:40 - 03:46 | This is going to be an amazing league, I can feel it |
03:46 - 03:49 | I am the King for a reason, god damnit. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Ryty shit on CA again. |