Herr Myers hates The Amazing Atheist
659 views • 7/6/2016
Down at the FTBunker, the Phührynguler PZ Myers has a very bad day. His nemesis, the Amazing Atheist, has made a video about racism, and Myers has a few chosen words for the degenerate subhuman...
00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, there's a new Amazing Atheist video |
00:04 - 00:05 | about racism against POCs. |
00:05 - 00:07 | He said that there's a culture of victimism |
00:08 - 00:12 | which is holding POCs back |
00:12 - 00:15 | and hurting their communities. |
00:17 - 00:19 | This is racist as fuck. |
00:19 - 00:21 | If we had a couch, I'd faint. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, |
00:27 - 00:28 | the shitlord... |
00:31 - 00:33 | the shitlord was told to shut up and listen by a real POC |
00:34 - 00:36 | and he doubled down with no remorse. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those of us who are not trans-racial, leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | That fat neck-bearded dick! |
01:15 - 01:17 | That fucking disgusting neck-bearded dick! |
01:18 - 01:23 | How dares he disagree with a POC about racism! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I'm so shaking with rage I can't even! |
01:29 - 01:31 | He's worse than that rapist Dick Carrier! |
01:31 - 01:34 | He makes atheism look like the fucking SS! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I should strangle him with my own hands! |
01:37 - 01:40 | And then sodomize him with a rusty banana! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, we've already reported him to Youtube.. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Youtube! They're capitalist, racist asswipes! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, they're our allies, just like Twitter! |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit about fake allies |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck Twitter, too! |
01:56 - 01:57 | This is exactly why we have to dig a deep chasm |
01:57 - 02:00 | in the heart of atheism, detonate a few nukes |
02:00 - 02:03 | and fill it with molten lava |
02:04 - 02:08 | to keep those shitbags on their side. |
02:08 - 02:13 | And when they open their fucking mouths |
02:14 - 02:16 | to silence a POC |
02:17 - 02:21 | we should toss them into the lava, the fuckers! |
02:27 - 02:29 | This is the worst thing ever |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'm ashamed of being an atheist, ashamed of the word itself |
02:34 - 02:36 | It's time to create a new identity. |
02:41 - 02:42 | We had Atheism Plus |
02:43 - 02:47 | but when that dirtbag Carrier stole the idea from McCreight |
02:48 - 02:53 | he left his sticky fingerprints all over it. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe we should find a POC god to worship |
02:56 - 02:59 | like Ganesha, or Baron Samedi |
03:00 - 03:02 | but then we'd be guilty of cultural appropriation! |
03:04 - 03:07 | We don't have to, we can still be Skepchicks. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Atheism is completely fucked |
03:19 - 03:23 | From now on, even Fred Phelps is better than us |
03:25 - 03:26 | Even if he's dead |
03:31 - 03:33 | Skepticism is also fucked |
03:40 - 03:46 | If we want to behave like decent, empathetic human beings |
03:46 - 03:49 | we have to join Black Lives Matter. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck TJ Kirk. |
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