00:00 - 00:05 | ok this is what happened funny stuff very funny! |
00:05 - 00:07 | simon returned from holiday he was not happy |
00:07 - 00:10 | i heard him shouting and swearing |
00:11 - 00:16 | diont know what is was about but seemed really angry |
00:17 - 00:21 | brian stops him mid rage and said wheres my cock candles |
00:21 - 00:24 | cock candles ahahaha wtf! |
00:26 - 00:28 | ha ha ha ahhhahahahh |
00:29 - 00:31 | ha it true hahhahaha |
00:31 - 00:34 | then brian said there better be more than1 |
00:38 - 00:40 | ha its true |
00:41 - 00:47 | brian said whats wrong simon did the make them in my moulde so you couldnt fit them in they were that big! |
00:47 - 00:50 | couldnt you have just stuck them up your sleeve |
00:50 - 00:56 | or pretended they were a big magic wand or a light saver woosh ha |
00:58 - 00:59 | yes thats it woosshh |
00:59 - 01:01 | brian said if only they had used archibald |
01:04 - 01:06 | you could have put them in your pocket ahahhah |
01:06 - 01:08 | ahaha in your pocket |
01:13 - 01:14 | its true ahhaha |
01:14 - 01:16 | could have got at least 50 in there |
01:16 - 01:20 | and thats being kind to him ahahahaha |
01:21 - 01:27 | simon shouted back fuck you christie im on holiday to enjoy myself no to be smuggling your dirty candles out |
01:35 - 01:36 | simon pulled out a stick of rock |
01:36 - 01:39 | take that to you know who and he will moulde one for you |
01:41 - 01:44 | no simon i cant he said weve had words |
01:47 - 01:49 | hes not talking to me know |
01:50 - 01:53 | make them yourself he said the prick ha ha |
01:54 - 01:56 | i wouldnt know where to begin |
01:56 - 01:58 | thats when simon got really mad |
01:58 - 02:02 | were finished christie he said i have seen the other video you did im not happy not happy |
02:05 - 02:07 | haaha its true |
02:10 - 02:11 | and then ahahaha |
02:11 - 02:13 | and then ahhahahaha |
02:15 - 02:17 | christie blamed it all on poor daniel |
02:17 - 02:20 | can you belive it fucking genius |
02:21 - 02:28 | simmon didnt buy though and said fuck off to join the oily boys your no longer welcome over this side of the building |
02:29 - 02:30 | so christie left |
02:30 - 02:32 | yes with his tail bewtween his legs |
02:36 - 02:39 | simon shouted from alter boy |
02:40 - 02:42 | to a oily boy |
02:50 - 02:55 | from alter boy to oily boy brilliant |
02:56 - 02:58 | and did christie learn his lesson |
02:58 - 03:04 | no no he just kept causing chaos for the oily boys |
03:04 - 03:09 | he made there life hell nobody was safe over there |
03:09 - 03:11 | tell you a quick joke about woodeye |
03:16 - 03:20 | he ha a girlfriend with a hunch back took her to the beach |
03:23 - 03:26 | he started digging a hole why? she said |
03:31 - 03:36 | he placed her back down in the hole and said its a ride i want no a shot on the see saw |