| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I told my teammates |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have to jump! We have to jump now! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | lets try something new this time |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | this is something we've never done before |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | lets jump Southern Georgopol! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | they listened!!!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | They jumped!!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I told them no one jumps there! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | and so.... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | You should have seen their faces when 90 people are parachuting into town |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | they're panicking, wondering where to go |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | so i said....... |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Go to the back six!!!! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Theres plenty of loot!!!!! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | there wasn't even a single gun! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and the circle is on the other side of the map! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | and so |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | so all three of them |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | all three of them get downed within 60 fucking seconds |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and I have to survive the rest of the fucking game and make them watch! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I even baited one of them |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | just to get another kill at containers |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | So I yell at them, i say "listen boys!" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "Boys we'll never get better at the game if we don't practice shooting" |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | we need the practice |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | or you can just watch me play for a half an hour |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | a half hour! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | you should have heard the cries |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | they told me to fuck right off |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | one of them said |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | they said |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | "I only |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | "have time to play |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | one game tonight!" |
