00:00 - 00:03 | It's less than 12 months until Coral Bay 2017, Godfather |
00:04 - 00:05 | The fucking Wilsons are driving again |
00:05 - 00:07 | Mad cunts are bringing Cassius Cray across the Nullarbor |
00:08 - 00:12 | Only 3 in the car because you and Jacko are taking your wives and kids up first. |
00:12 - 00:15 | But it won't make any difference because Hungry will do all the driving anyway. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Fucken Hungry. |
00:19 - 00:21 | How many battered lasagnes and chilly cheese dogs this time? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Godfather.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Lindsay and Ash Towie |
00:31 - 00:33 | Lindsay and Ash have indicated an interest in next year's trip |
00:34 - 00:36 | Ash wants to drive with Mark and sit behind him in the car. |
00:52 - 00:58 | I've promised Mark never again. Lindsay can stick his Khaki safari suits up his arse. If you are not in the A-team, fuck off now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucken fuck? |
01:15 - 01:17 | It's a full-time job organising this trip. |
01:18 - 01:23 | I'll be choosing who fucking comes. And I'll get the main bedroom with the big fucking ensuite. |
01:25 - 01:28 | The least I fucking deserve for all of the head-fuck. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Lindsay the pompous old cunt can get fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I have to deal with ads in the Quokka, cunts not paying on time, 25 emails a day... |
01:34 - 01:37 | Fuck me Lucas faked an email one year and I thought our whole house booking was cancelled. |
01:37 - 01:40 | The line-up will be me, Tim, Paton, Scobes, and the Cassius Cray crew. What a bunch of good cunts. |
01:40 - 01:42 | I'm so fucking excited I just wet my pants |
01:42 - 01:46 | Settle down Tuppence. I'll need you to do all the packing and shopping this year cause I'm taking the family up there for a week first. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Why the fuck would you and Jackson take your families up there? |
01:48 - 01:52 | Because I've promised her for 12 years in a row. |
01:53 - 01:54 | And Jacko's a soft cock with no balls. |
01:56 - 01:57 | He does whatever he's told. It was this or no Coral Bay for him. |
01:57 - 02:00 | So lets get back to the details. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Tim you'll need to pay for the boat to be serviced and check the trailer bearings for the first time in 10 years. |
02:04 - 02:08 | I'm using most of my profits from the kitty for my family trip this year. |
02:08 - 02:13 | Paton - you pack the freezer, so that I can then get you to unpack it, and pack it again 6 times. |
02:14 - 02:16 | We have to keep the trophy in the West this year. |
02:17 - 02:21 | With our new 175HP Suzuki we'll beat those Victorian cunts to the Mackie lump every day. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'll be the fucken Mack Daddy for once. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Fucken 30 kilo beast on a floated pilly |
02:34 - 02:36 | My quota in one fish, and backbones on the barbie. |
02:41 - 02:42 | And Tim, for fucks sake... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Can you catch a fucking billfish you fucking retard. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Dolphin Fish doth butter no parsnips. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Bigger than 3 feet long. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Released alive this time, you fuckwit. |
03:00 - 03:02 | At least you keep your rod in the boat I suppose. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Jacko, didn't have a lanyard on his rod. |
03:14 - 03:16 | This year we're going to try a few things. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Tim. You will give us Molly's deep ruby mark and we'll bag out on those cunts. |
03:25 - 03:26 | We're going for a night time broadbill swordfish. |
03:31 - 03:33 | And we'll string the cunt up and fillet it. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Lucas and Hungry went to a presentation by Leo Miller on Swordfish techniques. But we'll work it out and beat those cunts to catching one. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Are we a chance of keeping Scobes out of the backpackers pool for one night? |
03:53 - 03:58 | Night time fishing. It'll never fucken happen. |