| 00:00 - 00:03 | Smokiedarkeyes, I think I know where we went wrong in Fortress Feud |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | instead of spreading out |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We all attacked the same bases |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We lost control of the Fortress |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and then they took over every Stronghold |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell me, how many bases |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | did we have left in the end? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | smokie ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we only had control of two outposts. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No Fortresses and no Strongholds |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except for Quickscope, Killzone, Lejona, 6foot2 and Doomsend |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I Told EVERYONE to read up on Fortress Feuds! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No one knew what the hell they were doing! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All the other guild leaders are laughing at me! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're all laughing at me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | NO ONE LAUGHS AT SMOKEYDARKEYES |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've been too easy on everyone in this guild! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | i will INSIST they donate a thousand shards each a day! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but they need their shards to upgrade their talents! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Lejona you only speak when I tell you to speak! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I only want what's best for the guild! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't bullshit me! All you care about is your fucking Skull Knight |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's ALL about your Skull Knight! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You want to know why I'm so angry? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I rolled another 20k Gems today |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and again, NO PUMPKIN DUKE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Everyone has a goddamn Pumpkin Duke except me! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even guys under 10k Might have a Pumpkin Duke |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and I roll another Druid |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What am I supposed to do with all these Druids, Paladins and Champions?!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've done everything I can for this guild |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want us to be the best - I NEED us to be the best |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can't take losing! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Do you .. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do you have any idea how many sacrifices I have to make? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | to keep this guild in the top 1000? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I keep hiring new members |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they say they'll participate, THEY NEVER DO! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All I Ask is that they participate! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Lilybo, Smokie isn't talking about you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted to do well in Fortress Feuds |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe we can't take this guild to the top |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | Maybe I should just dismantle it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | or leave it to Quickscope |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm just so tired of chasing this goddamn Pumpkin Duke and spending all this money |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I just want to play a game and relax |
| 03:53 - 03:57 | I'm going back to playing Candy Crush |
