| 00:00 - 00:03 | The FA Cup Final takes place on the 21st of May |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This is a Saturday afternoon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It will take place at Wembley Stadium |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It will be the greatest match Palace |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | have played for years |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is good, book me some tickets |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll need a few for my mates too |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Arthur... |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Unfortunately |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Unfortunately this is the same day as your day as your girlfriends birthday |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you won't be able to go |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anyone thinks this is acceptable, please leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is the one day of the year I need free! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The first time in YEARS we are in a final!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Supporting them all throughout |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and for WHAT?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Women have to ruin EVERYTHING. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Arthur, she's been with you for years too! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I DONT CARE ITS PALACE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Arthur, think about your future with her! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care about that either, its palace in a FINAL |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | How often does this happen?! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This was going to be our year |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I felt it in the air. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And now I'm fucked. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Welcome to relationships!!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They ruin everything! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How many years have we waited for this? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 25? 26 years? Its insane how long, and now I'm going to miss it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All cause of my BIRD |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm beyond words now. I'm the biggest palace fan. I thought we could take Europe next. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm so pissed its unreal. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My head is growing in rage. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I really thought this would be the perfect year before the Euros. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why did they organise it for this Saturday? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Next Saturday is totally fine too. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm done. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I really am done. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This is the last straw. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll support AFC now. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Come on Wombles.... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I never thought I'd say that. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But it seems AFC is the way forward. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Please God help me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | AFC is the way forward. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's over. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | My palace dream is over. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If Man Utd win, I'll cry forever. |
