00:00 - 00:03 | You will all be sitting the edexcel C1 exam at 9am May 18 |
00:04 - 00:05 | You will have 1 hour and 30 minutes in order complete the exam |
00:05 - 00:07 | And it must all be written in black ballpoint pen |
00:08 - 00:12 | All mobile phones and apple watches must be in your bags |
00:12 - 00:15 | Write your names here at the top of the sheet and fill in your candidate and centre numbers |
00:17 - 00:20 | Its fine, C1 is a piece of piss |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mien Furher |
00:27 - 00:28 | Edxcel |
00:31 - 00:33 | They fucked us with that triangle question again |
00:34 - 00:36 | But this time they were high and used fractions as coordinates |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is related to johns uncle get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE |
01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS C1, EVERYONE FUCKING PASSES C1 |
01:18 - 01:23 | AND TELL JOHNS UNCLE NEXT TIME HE CAN FUCKING PAY TO INVADE POLAND |
01:25 - 01:28 | AND WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HOW OLD HIS BRAT NEPHEW IS? |
01:29 - 01:31 | dont worry i care how old you are |
01:31 - 01:34 | AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT Un+1 SHIT |
01:34 - 01:37 | ALL THESE PAST PAPERS AND WAS (ar + 1) IN THERE? |
01:37 - 01:40 | OF COURSE FUCKING NOT |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mien Fuhrer you should have done the solomon papers |
01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK YOU AND YOUR SOLOMON PAPERS |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mien Fuhrer practice papers help prepare you for the exam |
01:48 - 01:52 | I did the past papers and exam practice question |
01:53 - 01:54 | FULL MARKS |
01:56 - 01:57 | SHOULD I HAVE WIPED THE EXAMINERS ASS AS WELL? |
01:57 - 02:00 | DON'T WORRY THEY CAN JUST USE MY TEST PAPER INSTEAD |
02:00 - 02:03 | I DOUBT YOU CAN GET MORE SHIT ON IT |
02:04 - 02:08 | BET EVERYONE WISHES I'D WON THE WAR NOW |
02:08 - 02:13 | THEN WE'D BE LEARNING GERMAN AND NOT THIS SHIT |
02:14 - 02:16 | WHY WERE THEY ALLOWED TO WRITE THIS |
02:17 - 02:21 | HALF OF IT WAS FUCKING FRACTIONS |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'd just wish they'd let me use lube |
02:30 - 02:34 | before they decided to fuck me in the ass |
02:34 - 02:36 | That should be on the list of required equipment |
02:41 - 02:42 | Not this HB pencil shit |
02:43 - 02:47 | I miss hannah and her fucking sweets |
02:48 - 02:53 | I SHOULD HAVE PICKED BTEC GENERAL STUDIES INSTEAD |
02:54 - 02:56 | Then i'd probably have the same chances of getting into uni |
02:56 - 02:59 | as i will with this shit |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont listen to him, General studies is a real subject |
03:14 - 03:16 | God help me with C2 |
03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe with it'll be easier with a calculator |
03:25 - 03:26 | plz |
03:31 - 03:33 | And perhaps the boundaries will be lower |
03:40 - 03:46 | If not i might as well join Eva Braun with the cyanide |