| 00:00 - 00:03 | Breakout rooms 1 and 2 have been designated as faculty research rooms. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Breakout room 3 is now for cardiac research only. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It remains locked and can only be accessed for testing purposes. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As you can see, we are losing study areas very quickly |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we expect to only have one bathroom available by the end of the term. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can use the bushes outside for that. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | At least we still have the library. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The library.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The library is being converted into a gym. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The bookshelves are outside in the kitchen area. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has ever peed performing double unders, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is an outrage! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Josh would agree, a dad-gum outrage! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where do they expect us to study the contraindications for laser therapy? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Or review the 10 principles of neuroplasticity video again? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now where I am supposed to go to pass gas?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone can tell when I am trying to crop-dust down the hall. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What are they trying to accomplish? Giving a patient a heart attack by prescribing power cleans... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | So that they can study an elevated S-T interval down the hall? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, there are plenty of seats in the classrooms. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You idiot! The classroom is for online shopping and checking pinterest, not studying! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, Labs A and B are also still available. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Because the smell of human B.O. and random pubic hair inspires so much mental growth! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You stanky pervert! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Not to mention that no sitting surface... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...in either lab has proper lumbar support. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | My lower back feels like a fat kid sat on a box of jelly donuts. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Heaven forbid we utilize school funds to purchase an entrance sign for the front door. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Instead we are paying to move Uncle Rhabdo next door to perform an FMS! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Did we learn nothing after suffering heatstroke from that godforsaken shuttle run? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What kind of graduate-level thinking is "Spare the locker rooms, scrap the library" !? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least when we fail out of PT school.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...for lack of studying space, we will have swol pecs... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ...and huge biceps to fall back on. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Dag Nabbitt! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And what the Hell is a Gary Gray True Stretch anyway?! Its an effing cage!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We were promised state of the art facilites when we enrolled at this campus. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A faulty fingerprint doorlock is not what I had in mind! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I feel like I've had my pubic symphysis palpated without consent! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is it too much to ask for an air hand dryer in the bathrooms! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Hey, at least he washes his hands. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe it won't be so bad.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can focus on my girlish figure and make gains with my kegel exercises... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...and my anconeus. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Pierce Pride my arse... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least with the bookshelves in the kitchen area now.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...I can review the steps for a pelvic girdle exam while I eat. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "Many happy returns..." |
