| 00:00 - 00:03 | The next exams will take place next week. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They will be held in multiple buildings, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After MM3 many students are considering a boycott. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they will protest outside the UCL building here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | MM3 is fine. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They will scale down the grade boundaries. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sergei... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sergei has said they won't scale down the boundaries. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You're basically fucked. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who found the exam easy, remain here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why did no one tell me this? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do those bastards just like to toy with us with this bullshit!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Bloody lecturers. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Started off easy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | then immediately handed us this crap. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And we all thought we would be leaving the exam |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | laughing on the way to the pub |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer it really wasn't that bad |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Wasn't bad?! Are you insane? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer I've been revising since Christmas |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If I had been revising since joining UCL I wouldn't have been prepared for this. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's Bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I spent so much time trying to find the Fourier expansion |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | only to realise it was worth 5 marks |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and I couldn't even use it for the next part of the question! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then they completely change and ask us impossible vector identities! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Is this what we pay all these student fees for? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Stress followed by disappointment? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have just done a business degree like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought I was good at maths |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm a strong man. I thought FP3 was piss. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Couldn't even get the goddamn eigenvalues |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That paper! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Every question asked what three questions did in the past! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And they had to mix up the questions just to be different. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Imagine me telling my parents: |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Well I passed MOST my exams" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'd get disowned faster than could say Bloot. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. They would never do that. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All that time revising. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All those past papers. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And for what? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | To do nothing for two and a half hours. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They say if someone dies everyone passes. Maybe I'll get |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | that asshole who sits next to me to take one for the team. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Otherwise I'm fucked. |
