| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we believe this will be perfect for us to occupy. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll enter from the south... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Occupying where Task Force Bravo was. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 1st PLT will occupy here with the BOC at their FDC |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and 2nd PLT here with their FDC there. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So your ADVON has confirmed |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | there are no CBRN threats to this location? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Captain... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It seems... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is shit absolutely everywhere. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | In every lollipop and survivability pit. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave except XO, PLs, Smokes, and Gunnies... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We cannot possibly occupy here now! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Your ADVON did a shitty job of conducting RSOP. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...no pun intended. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who did it?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I bet it was that SGT Lewis with his pedo mustache |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fucking Dan will pay for his crimes! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I swear he will get the Goddamn Beach Boot this time! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, CPT G has command of that platoon. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Go shit in your hand, Gunny. Sgt Lewis is in C BTRY! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we've already began to occupy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will not occupy in a shit-ridden hell hole. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck That! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We will move North |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and occupy a clean, shit-free fire base. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I will write a strongly-worded JBCP message! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Everyone in Battalion will know C BTRY shit all over us. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I will make an example of the guilty and bring it up every day left during my command! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I will receive respect for my efforts! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | So all of you, Prepare to March and clean the shit off your site boxes! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Look at what this has done to me... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My hair... the flow is ruined. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I've only slept 7 hours today |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fucks sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And that motherfucking balloon animal, surgical glove-taping commo sergeant! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Still hasn't fixed his pants and is always with the medics! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll counsel that guy myself. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And he'll get an Article 15! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I bet hes fucking off somewhere now! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I liked your balloon animal. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The smell of the shit is getting to me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Those boys must only eat the chicken fajita MREs. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's rank. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's a musty, thick odor. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Please pull the balloon animal off of the medic truck and get my driver. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Wherever he may be... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going back to sleep. |
