| 00:00 - 00:07 | Our team will be top next season, the Toon army deserve it as we are the smartest.in erm? Newcastle! Yes Newcastle! |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | What about Geordie behind you? |
| 00:09 - 00:16 | He is celebrating Pardew's birthday. |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Isn't he a bit of a knobhead? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | No more than the rest of us! |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | You aren't embarrassed? |
| 00:22 - 00:24 | Maybe a little, delusions an illness! |
