| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is where we think you should go on holiday |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | it has a swimming pool, and many other leisure activities |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | They also have water skiing. |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | Im very excited, with this skiing idea. |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | They're... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | They're... |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | telling us to open Skype on the Palo |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | It means users can practically do anything outbound from our firewalll |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | Get out and leave us. |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | Leave us. |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | ...SKYPE IS NOT FOR CORPORATE USE! |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | NEXT WE WILL START USING IPADS! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | Whats wrong with a Codian? Whats wrong with other protocols? |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | Its for "users", not a corporate environment! |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | Why dont we just turn the firewall off and plug the bloody internet connection into the core switch? |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | Ive had enough, we are going to turn it off |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | turn it all off! Tell them they can use paper and pens |
| 01:36 - 01:37 | But I like IPADS, and Skype |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | WHY!? What is wrong with you. Are you mentally retarded? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Everyone has one, 50 million people can't be wrong |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | SHUT UP ABOUT THE IPAD |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | We are talking about Skype and firewalls, |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | how did we get onto the IPAD!? |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | This is a private equity company, is it not? |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | We should have locked down firewalls, locked down desktops |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | Not everyone doing as they please with Skype and IPADS! |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | Lets just turn it all off and let them do what they want! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Here is a compromise |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | Im going to invade Poland, France, Russia etc |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | As I would rather do that than use Skype on an IPAD! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Who designed this protocol? |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | And that's not all. |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | Im feeling a bit peeky |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | and a little lonely |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I want to squeeze my fist like this |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | And punch Mr Skype in the nose |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | It never ends... |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | I feel like I could go on all day |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | Not about my peekyness, but about Skype |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | I think its because this video goes on a long time |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | I think i need the toilet |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | I definately do, im bloated |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Your tears make me laugh |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | Ive invented a new protocol |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | Im going to call it skippy |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | Its 1 port |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | Port 80 to be precise |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | Im going to make Poland use it for all their VC stuff |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | AND THEY WILL LIKE IT |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | I quit |
