00:00 - 00:02 | We listened to the players. |
00:02 - 00:04 | "Hey EA! We want more content!" |
00:04 - 00:06 | "Give us a campaign, more maps!" |
00:06 - 00:07 | "Characters etc." |
00:07 - 00:09 | And so we thought, |
00:09 - 00:10 | "Of course." |
00:10 - 00:12 | "We'll give it to you, we'll unveil it at E3." |
00:12 - 00:14 | "We'll even make all future DLC free." |
00:14 - 00:15 | They trusted us. |
00:17 - 00:19 | That was until they saw the loot crates. |
00:21 - 00:22 | They knew! |
00:29 - 00:31 | They knew! |
00:31 - 00:35 | They thought we'd finally have a change of heart! |
00:37 - 00:38 | But they knew! |
00:41 - 00:42 | But the best thing? |
00:42 - 00:45 | When we said we we're going to remove them, |
00:45 - 00:48 | we said it was only going to be temporary, |
00:48 - 00:50 | and as soon as all the heat had blown over, |
00:50 - 00:52 | and when The Last Jedi would finally be released, |
00:52 - 00:54 | we'd just turn them back on again! |
00:58 - 00:59 | And everyone, |
00:59 - 01:01 | everyone would just have forgotten it! |
01:04 - 01:06 | And we'd all just got away with it! |
01:07 - 01:09 | Laughing all the way to the bank! |
01:13 - 01:14 | They knew! |
01:14 - 01:17 | We scammed them all yet again! |
01:16 - 01:20 | You would think they'd know by now! |
01:21 - 01:27 | Forty hours it takes to unlock Vader! Vader in a Star Wars game! |
01:35 - 01:36 | And that is without buying anything else, |
01:36 - 01:40 | just grinding for Vader! Nothing else! |
01:41 - 01:44 | But then, Disney contacted us. You know... |
01:44 - 01:47 | You know, we had to take it serious now. |
01:47 - 01:49 | No more goofing around. |
01:50 - 01:53 | We lied to them as well. |
01:54 - 01:56 | They believed us! |
01:56 - 01:58 | Star Wars was done! |
01:58 - 02:02 | Another sci-fi series ruined, like Dead Space and Mass Effect. |
02:05 - 02:07 | They knew! |
02:10 - 02:11 | They were always...! |
02:11 - 02:13 | They were always right! |
02:15 - 02:17 | But we had fooled them once more, |
02:17 - 02:20 | and people couldn't stop buying the crates! |
02:22 - 02:28 | The game is unbalanced as hell, and you only have a chance of winning by buying crates! |
02:29 - 02:30 | Pay to win? |
02:30 - 02:32 | Pay to win exactly! |
02:36 - 02:39 | And their reactions when they realized, |
02:40 - 02:42 | I wish you could've see them! |
02:50 - 02:55 | That is the funniest shit I've ever been a part of. |
02:56 - 02:58 | Funnier than getting the Worst Company in America? |
02:58 - 03:05 | Much funnier, this will surely get us that title back for the third time. |
03:05 - 03:09 | We have a name to uphold, we strive to keep that intact. |
03:09 - 03:11 | That golden poop is ours. |
03:16 - 03:20 | You think we'll win? |
03:23 - 03:26 | I mean, this has to be the worst, right? |
03:31 - 03:35 | At least we'll have another try again next year with Anthem. |