| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Premier, the previous Government has already completed planning |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | For most of the level crossings in the south east |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we can claim Glen Iris and McKinnon now |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But we may need to spend a bit more time |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to complete the Dandenong corridor properly |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you telling me that we can't |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | afford to remove them all before the next election? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Premier... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You ripped up the East West Contract and in fact.. |
| 00:34 - 00:39 | it was worth a whole lot more than "the paper it was written on". |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you first term Hacks get out! .... Not you Dimapopalot. |
| 01:05 - 01:07 | ALLAN, PALLAS Don't firkin move! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I said all 50! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Not 30 or 40... ALL 50! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That's what I promised the unions |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They've paid big dollars for this |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | What is it going to take to get through to you imbeciles! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You think I care how they do it? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | just build something! anything! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and do it fast! |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Sir, what about a big stupid bridge? we could do that! |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | hurry up then! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it would destroy whole suburbs forever. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I couldn't give a shit what it looks like! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The people who live there |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | will vote for us anyway!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we don't owe them anything |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | we gave them a DESAL |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we gave them MYKI |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That's how this party does things |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Thats how we've always done things |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | we shall take no pity on those who would STAND IN OUR WAY! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We will need a marketing campaign... a secret one |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Call it consultation, but for christ's sake don't tell anyone. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | before they know it, a bridge will be the preferred design |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Get on the blower to Baz from Lend Lease |
| 02:43 - 02:48 | Tell him to get it done CHEAP and QUICK. Make sure he has some... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...bullshit excuse for doing a half arsed job |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Water Tables, Gas Pipes, Noise ...WHATEVER! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | When the design is released I want all of the idiot cheerleaders to LIKE me on Facebook |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | For I am DAN and I am THE MAN! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Sharon sunlight is overrated anyway. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Oh, and do it on the Frankston line too |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I know that you will probably all lose your seats at the next election |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ..but I really don't care |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Any questions about this Skyrail.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | will be answered with political clap trap about GETTING ON WITH IT. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | even if it kills them all..... |
| 03:53 - 03:58 | At least that will reduce the hospital waiting lists. |
